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Post by torisweettooth on Aug 26, 2008 8:28:43 GMT -5
64. When you take a picture with GB tell him you loved him in Rain Man.
65. Run up to him in the middle of a crowd and yell out, "Okay so I finished the sarcfice Mr. Butler, now what do I do with her head?"
66. When he smiles at you, give him a crazy look and pass him up yelling "PERV!!"
67. Flirt with him and when he thinks you are going to give it up whisper, "Be gentle, its my first time."
68. If you can pass for a 20 something yr old (snikers) when you are about to do it, say "I am so excited. First, I turn 16 and now I am about to DO IT with Gerry Butler!!" And proceed to giggle.
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Post by Dianne on Aug 26, 2008 8:46:19 GMT -5
On 68, I would wait until he "just" seals the deal.... <wink, wink> Then tell him you're sixteen, no man has that kind of control....you just may get him to begin singing, "Past the Point of No Return" into your ear.... That would work for me!
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Post by multiverse on Aug 26, 2008 10:43:41 GMT -5
# 64 made me belly laugh. God, I hate Tom Cruise. (and Dustin is fug) 69. tell him "I'll do yours, if you do mine!" haha HEY! I got the number 69!!! What did you expect me to write??? hmmm maybe I should go to the Adult section ![:o](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/shocked.png)
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Post by torisweettooth on Aug 26, 2008 10:45:50 GMT -5
lol...nah this is good too. This whole thread should be in Adult though...lol
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Post by torisweettooth on Aug 26, 2008 10:50:30 GMT -5
I said 68 to my current boy-toy. When we first started dating he didn't know my age. He would ask but I would always tell him don't worry about it. Well the night we hooked up, we went to my apartment. He saw all my pictures. I said oh this is my folks place too. I am staying with them until I save enough money. I thought he would catch on since I told him that I lived alone...but he didn't. (rolls eyes) So we were in the middle of the act and I sigh and whisper, I can't believe I am doing this a week after my 16th birthday. He jumped a little and then came sooooo hard.
;D ;D He got all freaked out and jumped outta my bed. I was laughing soooo hard. I couldn't help it. I was crying and he was PISSED! He started saying that he knew it! I had to show him my birth certificate and linecens to calm him down. Then he called me sick...I just laughed. It didn't stop him from jumping me again though.
I still tease him about it. Telling him I bet he wishes I was 16. lol I am so evil...lol
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Post by outcast on Aug 26, 2008 11:46:03 GMT -5
;)this thread is so funny thanks guys.
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Post by torisweettooth on Aug 26, 2008 11:49:45 GMT -5
No problem. We aim to please...and please...and please...(fans face)
Whoa! Where did that come from. Gonna have to move to the Adult section with Multiverse. ;D
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Post by multiverse on Aug 26, 2008 14:12:07 GMT -5
I said 68 to my current boy-toy. When we first started dating he didn't know my age. He would ask but I would always tell him don't worry about it. Well the night we hooked up, we went to my apartment. He saw all my pictures. I said oh this is my folks place too. I am staying with them until I save enough money. I thought he would catch on since I told him that I lived alone...but he didn't. (rolls eyes) So we were in the middle of the act and I sigh and whisper, I can't believe I am doing this a week after my 16th birthday. He jumped a little and then came sooooo hard. LOL That's hilarious. I WANNA BOY-TOY!!! Somebody order me a boy-toy. Send him to MultiVerse in INeedAGoodFuck, USA. Of course, if I told him I was 16...he wouldn't cum...he'd laugh him self to death. ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png)
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Post by Leppardlady on Aug 26, 2008 20:23:07 GMT -5
# 64 made me belly laugh. God, I hate Tom Cruise. (and Dustin is fug) 69. tell him "I'll do yours, if you do mine!" haha HEY! I got the number 69!!! What did you expect me to write??? hmmm maybe I should go to the Adult section ![:o](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/shocked.png) Yay! Another like minded person. I thought I was the only one who hated that man.
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Post by Dianne on Aug 27, 2008 4:42:11 GMT -5
Tom Cruise is a YUTZ!!!! Oh my gosh you guys are funny. If I told a man he was sixteen...he would of course come, then laugh at me as he's calling the guys with the white suits to drag me off...HA!
Now when I order a drink and I get IDed I have to restrain myself from kissing the person who asked me!
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Post by Dianne on Aug 27, 2008 4:46:36 GMT -5
# 64 made me belly laugh. God, I hate Tom Cruise. (and Dustin is fug) 69. tell him "I'll do yours, if you do mine!" haha HEY! I got the number 69!!! What did you expect me to write??? hmmm maybe I should go to the Adult section ![:o](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/shocked.png) HA! and you get coveted 69. I wonder what he would say if you said that....I guess it would depend on a number of things. One, if he considered you hot, and another thing his mood on that day....but likely mostly if you were hot. ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) Hummm I'm doubting he would take a stranger up on the offer, but the hot factor would decide whether he would be mildly insulted or laugh about it.
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Post by torisweettooth on Aug 27, 2008 4:58:47 GMT -5
Aww what a way to bust the bubble Dianne. Now I will never get him to do the 69 with me...lol
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Post by Dianne on Aug 28, 2008 20:12:33 GMT -5
I said 68 to my current boy-toy. When we first started dating he didn't know my age. He would ask but I would always tell him don't worry about it. Well the night we hooked up, we went to my apartment. He saw all my pictures. I said oh this is my folks place too. I am staying with them until I save enough money. I thought he would catch on since I told him that I lived alone...but he didn't. (rolls eyes) So we were in the middle of the act and I sigh and whisper, I can't believe I am doing this a week after my 16th birthday. He jumped a little and then came sooooo hard. LOL That's hilarious. I WANNA BOY-TOY!!! Somebody order me a boy-toy. Send him to MultiVerse in INeedAGoodFuck, USA. Of course, if I told him I was 16...he wouldn't cum...he'd laugh him self to death. ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png) Geeze I know the feeling! I almost tongue kissed the last person you IDed me...unfortunately it was a woman! ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png)
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Post by Dianne on Aug 28, 2008 20:15:27 GMT -5
Aww what a way to bust the bubble Dianne. Now I will never get him to do the 69 with me...lol Oh, you're a hot 25. He would probably be flattered if you offered to show him yours!
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Post by torisweettooth on Aug 30, 2008 10:31:49 GMT -5
Hmm...maybe maybe. I am half exotic...lol
Why they say exotic when basically they are black. lol Though it is nice to be said about. lol
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