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Gerry is all tired out from his night on the town last night. He wakes up and goes to take a shower....
He stompled drowsy over Lolita on the way to the bath
He drops his drawers and looks in the mirror and says "Hot damn! Im a good looking chap!!"
he steps into the shower in all his lovely nakedness and covers his body with lathery soap...
The soap is floating down his naked strong body..
"Ya know Lolita I have women clammering for this body. I need to show it off. How many buttons should I leave open today," he wonders out loud.
Lolita looks at Gerry and rolls her eyes and says "ya know what dude? Go shirtless all together....show that macho hairy chest...."..
"OCH! Me dog just answered me! I'll have to lay off the green tea that Mary Kate Olsen gave me!" he says to himself as he picks up the shampoo and squirts out a generous amount into his hand.
He scrubs his head and then reaches for the AXE body wash......then jumps out of the shower and gos for a shave.....when all of a sudden...
He realizes he has no more blades for his razor...
So he looks in the mirror and smiles and thinks he looks good the way he is. He puts on some jeans and a t-shirt (commando?) and puts on a brown leather jacket and walks out the front door. He is walking down the massive flight of stairs when he trips and.....
and falls, scraping his hands and tearing a large hole in the back of his jeans, "Fuck'in A." he cusses.
He ponders the condition of his attire, checks out the size of the hole...Hmm can't see nothing I'm fine the girls will appreciate the view.
So he continues down the stairs and outside. He grabs a coffee at the coffee shop next door then hails a cab to his appt at.........
The proctologist.
The dreaded Ass Dr.....Gerry hates going here, but he has to since he is at the age when he needs to start having things checked.
He signs in when all of a sudden his cell phone rings and its....
his mum, making sure he didn't forget the appointment at the doctor.
"Yes, mum, I'm here, don't worry... Love you too, bye!"
He hangs up and makes a decision. he is going to cancel this appointment. He will not have a MALE sticking a finger in his ass!! HELL NO!!
He cancels the appt and walks out of the office.
As he is leaving, he runs into none other then...
...Alan his agent who tried to call him in the same moment...
"OMG Gerry I was coming to catch up with you we have got a fabulos opportunity to... "
"get hot TWINS! "
Their names are Hildegard and Grechen Schultz, two fraulines that work at the local German tavern and their beer mugs are not their only cups that runnith over. Depending on if your bratwurst is good enough they may double up on you! Schnell, schnell!!!!
Gerry stands there with a blank look on his face and says "huh?"
He starts laughing......
I had them last night. I was hoping for something more rotund something I can get a good grip on. How about...
that hot little number from the Weirdly Obsessed Message board of mine? She looks like something I d like a piece of!!
Oh yeah baby whose your daddy. Ridem cowboy yeha!
(hmmmmmmmmmmmmm....chaotic?...nah!
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