Post by kamoani on Jun 1, 2010 14:11:28 GMT -5
OK, I don't know should I make this a new thread, but I loved it, so I must share it with you!
Look what I have found as a (funny) "explanation" of the name Gerard:
1. A kid with lack of self control, but funny as shit, and thinks every joke has sexual innuendo.
He's good at all sports and has tons of friends and gets all the chicks. He's smart and will end up at a good college.
Gerard is french for "huge dick."
A Gerard usually gets a ton of girls.
2. THE BEST FRIGGIN' SINGER ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET!
He has amazing vocals and, as a person, when he speaks it from the heart.
Not to mention his good looks.
3. A name applied to all manner of things that you can form an obsession with.
Most commonly known as the best black moor goldfish of all time, Gerard. A smart, gorgeous ladies-fish/man who gets all the girl (and guy) goldfish in his aqua tank.
Gerard is easy to talk to, but sometimes has a temper.
Gerard...is the love of everyone's life.
4. A short Phillipino boy who cheats on his girlfriend with fire crotches.
5. A man who eats rice like crazy and who is a stalker.
6. A guy with a lot of acne and hits on chicks in which range from one year to five years younger than himself. Always has hissy fits. Starts fights but never finishes them. And is a pussy.
7. A person who thinks he is really cool but actually lacks intelligence and always starts fights but never finishes them.
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Don't throw rotten tomatoes at me - those last words are not mine!
Look what I have found as a (funny) "explanation" of the name Gerard:
1. A kid with lack of self control, but funny as shit, and thinks every joke has sexual innuendo.
He's good at all sports and has tons of friends and gets all the chicks. He's smart and will end up at a good college.
Gerard is french for "huge dick."
A Gerard usually gets a ton of girls.
2. THE BEST FRIGGIN' SINGER ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET!
He has amazing vocals and, as a person, when he speaks it from the heart.
Not to mention his good looks.
3. A name applied to all manner of things that you can form an obsession with.
Most commonly known as the best black moor goldfish of all time, Gerard. A smart, gorgeous ladies-fish/man who gets all the girl (and guy) goldfish in his aqua tank.
Gerard is easy to talk to, but sometimes has a temper.
Gerard...is the love of everyone's life.
4. A short Phillipino boy who cheats on his girlfriend with fire crotches.
5. A man who eats rice like crazy and who is a stalker.
6. A guy with a lot of acne and hits on chicks in which range from one year to five years younger than himself. Always has hissy fits. Starts fights but never finishes them. And is a pussy.
7. A person who thinks he is really cool but actually lacks intelligence and always starts fights but never finishes them.
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Don't throw rotten tomatoes at me - those last words are not mine!
