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Post by dawne27 on Jul 21, 2009 12:31:25 GMT -5
I told you I was serious -- I'll submit it in triplicate and notarized if necessary. okay, i'm takin' lessons....never too old, ya know
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Post by I'm in Oklahoma Gerard! on Jul 25, 2009 18:13:41 GMT -5
Okay, I didn't mean to kill this thread. Someone else fill this thing out and get it going again.
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Post by dawne27 on Aug 18, 2009 16:29:11 GMT -5
okay, i'll re-apply. gerry, i would like to marry you. tomorrow. i am perfect for you...believe me i tell no lies. i take care of business. big mouth. flat head. does windows. we can elope after my breast surgery. and, we must send your mom (my mom too) some nice flowers. as soon as we settle in we'll have a very nice dinner for them. i'll cook and you could...just stand there....looking dreamy....and.....cutting the meat or, the cheese... whatever you like dear is good for me...though, i like to give it and i like to receive it. freedom is important. i am a yes chick. not a klinger, just a kiss ass type ...especially yours dear. and, ONLY yours. that's all. i'll send my resume' and application to the 'spanky' address. perfumed, of course.
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Post by KissmeGerry on Apr 30, 2010 8:28:39 GMT -5
Name: KissmeGerry Residence state/country: Toronto, Can Occupation: stalker Education: BA Age: 35 Hair: long brown Eyes: brown Height: 5-8 Type: Greek Goddess Hobbies: dreaming of you 24/7 - can't get a grip - it's hopeless Interest: fantasizing about you non-stop, looking for a way out, can you be gay please? Your interest in Gerry: anything and everything - his mouth, his body, his hair, his hands, his cheeky nature, his accent, but seriously would love to be his friend, when he needs to get away from the spotlight, no pressure, no strings, just chums and a great time. That would be a dream come true, because I've already got all I need/want. Gerry would be the ultimate cherry on top! Call me, mwah.
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Post by redheadedmrskitty on Apr 30, 2010 10:23:49 GMT -5
Name: Ambrosia (beacuse I taste like the nectar of the Gods) Residence state/country: The Dirty South baby Occupation: Stay at home mother by day, Porn Star by night Education: Enough to satisfy you Age: 31 Hair: firehouse red Eyes: hazel Height: tall enough that I can get on all the rides, but short enough that when on my knees everything is eye level Type: Irish fiesty, dirty minded, quick witted, no BS taking, f**k like a porn star Librarian. Hobbies: dancing, laughing, long walks in the pouring rain,music and anything else that gets my blood pumping Interest: Hot Scottish raunchy men, with a burr in their voice, who like to get down and dirty, who know how to throw a woman around. Your interest in Gerry: ummm see above
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Post by I'm in Oklahoma Gerard! on Apr 30, 2010 22:01:14 GMT -5
These are great!
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Post by dawne27 on Apr 30, 2010 22:10:24 GMT -5
LOL. you girls are very naughty. and, if gerry happens not to call ya....i've got this guy in lebannon....he just won't quit......
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Post by gerrysspngal on Jul 19, 2010 23:05:11 GMT -5
Name: Lyndall Residence state/country:Sydney, Australia Occupation:Personal Assistant Education:Tertiary Diploma in Business Admin Age:39 Hair:Dark Blonde Eyes:Blue Height: 5ft1 Type:Busty Hobbies:You baby & all the dirty things I wanna do to ya!!! Oh, that's not what you mean?? Ok then, long walks along the beach, music, concerts, travelling, animals, Australian Rules Football & V8 Supercar & F1 GP motor racing. Interest:Apart from you? My pussy...sorry, pet cat, Scully & cooking, particularly cupcakes, which allows me to fantasize about you & what I can do with that leftover icing Your interest in Gerry:He's funny, smart, down to earth & damn sexy. We're both currently single & like to have fun, so why not give it a shot? If not, I'm quite happy to be just friends. FWB's that is!
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gertiewoodring
Gerard Butler watcher
Im in heaven when I think of u...
hello to the ladies that have this obssesion of all our favorate man how have u all been good i hope
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Post by gertiewoodring on Mar 7, 2012 23:33:13 GMT -5
GERTIE, Im somewhere over the rainbow. HS.HEADS BEAUTIY COLLEGE, Cleaner. Intrest;all things esp[gjb]. Hobbies; horesback riding, reading,some art work, spending time with my grandson his my whole world beside u. Cant have anymore kids but u can spend time with him to. sometimes thoughts about u are somewhere between heaven and hell some are pure and some are pruly naughty. I think I could be a good friend and kissing partner. For u. Attachments:
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Post by Dianne on Mar 8, 2012 8:50:26 GMT -5
GERTIE, Im somewhere over the rainbow. HS.HEADS BEAUTIY COLLEGE, Cleaner. Intrest;all things esp[gjb]. Hobbies; horesback riding, reading,some art work, spending time with my grandson his my whole world beside u. Cant have anymore kids but u can spend time with him to. sometimes thoughts about u are somewhere between heaven and hell some are pure and some are pruly naughty. I think I could be a good friend and kissing partner. For u. Hi Gertie you are very pretty. How about I grab one leg and you grab another and we'll make a wish!!!
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gertiewoodring
Gerard Butler watcher
Im in heaven when I think of u...
hello to the ladies that have this obssesion of all our favorate man how have u all been good i hope
Posts: 124
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Post by gertiewoodring on Mar 8, 2012 21:15:31 GMT -5
Thanks lady, I think that would feek him out a little bit dont u. lol.
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ajax
Gerard Butler watcher
Know what looks good on my floor? Yellow towels.[ss:Steel Appeal]
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Post by ajax on Mar 10, 2012 1:24:47 GMT -5
All right, girls. Scoot over, Ajax wants to give it a shot and throw my name in the ol' hat...
Name: Alesha "RebelRouser" Butler. (Hey, I like the ring of it...)
Residence state/country: Gettin' Lucky in Kentucky
Occupation: Apprentice Optician
Education: Good ol' WKU, but I think the "sheet smarts" win out.
Age: 27
Hair: Dark Brown
Eyes: Green
Height: 5'7
Type: Slim. I do yoga, Gerry. Yoga. Please, help me stretch.
Hobbies: Music, Books, and did I mention stretching, Ger?
Interest: Testosterone laden, dirty, manly sex machines.
Your interest in Gerry: Knockin' Boots, Bumpin' Uglies, Buryin' the Wick, Crackin', Bangin', Doin' the Nasty, Layin' the Pipe, Horizontal Polka, Pile Drivin'...you know. Getting the ol' Vitamin F. Plus, I'd like to have a long discussion about Neitzche. But mostly screwing.
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Post by Dianne on Mar 10, 2012 9:10:13 GMT -5
All right, girls. Scoot over, Ajax wants to give it a shot and throw my name in the ol' hat... Name: Alesha "RebelRouser" Butler. (Hey, I like the ring of it...)Residence state/country: Gettin' Lucky in KentuckyOccupation: Apprentice OpticianEducation: Good ol' WKU, but I think the "sheet smarts" win out.Age: 27Hair: Dark BrownEyes: Green
Height: 5'7Type: Slim. I do yoga, Gerry. Yoga. Please, help me stretch.Hobbies: Music, Books, and did I mention stretching, Ger? Interest: Testosterone laden, dirty, manly sex machines.
Your interest in Gerry: Knockin' Boots, Bumpin' Uglies, Buryin' the Wick, Crackin', Bangin', Doin' the Nasty, Layin' the Pipe, Horizontal Polka, Pile Drivin'...you know. Getting the ol' Vitamin F. Plus, I'd like to have a long discussion about Neitzche. But mostly screwing.
Here's my application.... I'm double jointed with no gag reflex! Enough said!
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ajax
Gerard Butler watcher
Know what looks good on my floor? Yellow towels.[ss:Steel Appeal]
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Post by ajax on Mar 10, 2012 12:29:09 GMT -5
Dianne, maybe a few of us can submit together, and just make this one of those "Big Love" polygamy deals...might up our chances. LOL!!!!
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Post by Dianne on Mar 10, 2012 15:20:54 GMT -5
Dianne, maybe a few of us can submit together, and just make this one of those "Big Love" polygamy deals...might up our chances. LOL!!!! We're a talented group and I'm sure a night with us would make a dry husk of the man!
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