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Post by Dianne on Jul 22, 2009 15:58:58 GMT -5
If I was the cause of him getting a good solid boner I would die happy a happy woman.
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Post by pilar on Jul 22, 2009 16:00:27 GMT -5
*DIES FROM LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!*
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Post by I'm in Oklahoma Gerard! on Jul 22, 2009 16:35:58 GMT -5
If I was the cause of him getting a good solid boner I would die happy a happy woman. OMG! You made me SNORT!
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Post by pilar on Jul 22, 2009 16:39:44 GMT -5
Pssssst! Hey, Gerard!
One of your possible soulmates could be a member of this site.
Just sayin'....
(heh heh)
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Post by pilar on Jul 23, 2009 9:12:36 GMT -5
July 23
You are living your life in the spotlight now and your actions seem to have significant consequences. You might prefer more privacy, but there may not be an easy way to escape the notice of your friends and co-workers. Be careful how you handle your discomfort with the overall situation. Saying something that's totally out of character might convey your annoyance, but it won't solve anything. It's smarter to just wait until the attention on you begins to wane.
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Post by dawne27 on Jul 23, 2009 12:04:40 GMT -5
Pssssst! Hey, Gerard! One of your possible soulmates could be a member of this site. Just sayin'.... (heh heh) .....now we're talkin' pilar girl....'wouldn't that just be a kick in the pants, .... I am talkin' KISMET, BABY! I am talkin' etait destine' - bae-bae! (as an aside ladies ...EH EH HE HE HO HO....this place ALWAYS makes me snort...chuckle... ) lepp - i bet gerry (if ever he does go over these threads)...would have a rip roarin' time (smile) here! speaking of which.... dear gerry; EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee....the ugly truth.... TOMORROW....can't wait, can't wait, can't wait...squeeeeaaaal! ha haahahhaha (jumping up and down)
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Post by pilar on Jul 23, 2009 12:52:50 GMT -5
I am talkin' KISMET, BABY! I am talkin' etait destine' - bae-bae! BTW, Gerry babes....I'll see you in Albq.
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Post by I'm in Oklahoma Gerard! on Jul 23, 2009 13:15:57 GMT -5
Gerry, Since you haven't had the opportunity to tell me a dirty joke yet, here's a tame one for you in honor of Oklahoma.
Why are women like tornadoes? Because they moan like hell when they come and take the house when they leave.
Hope you have a wonderful day, Okie
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Post by Leppardlady on Jul 23, 2009 21:32:36 GMT -5
That was hilarious, Okie!!
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Post by pilar on Jul 24, 2009 9:56:15 GMT -5
July 24th....Movie premiere day, yay!
Your need for intensity is muted by the emotionally cool Virgo Moon today, but that won't necessarily stop you from talking. Fiery Mars, your co-ruling planet, is pushing you to express your heart's desire, even if it's limited to the spoken word. Although you might not be completely satisfied with what happens, a passionate discussion with someone you love can open a door to deeper intimacy.
*kiss*
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Post by dawne27 on Jul 24, 2009 13:12:25 GMT -5
....are we talkin' an F5 or what? (whooosh) dearest gerry - now i KNOW this is a day to take a DEEP breathe, chil-axe a little amongst family & friends perhaps...how 'bout a little back rub... y'know, right around the upper shoulders & neck....yeah, there we go....
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Post by pilar on Jul 24, 2009 15:56:32 GMT -5
Hey G...
Had a wonderful time at TUT. Lots of mouth~watering close ups.
The eyes are the windows of the soul, my friend.
The eyes are the windows of the soul....
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Post by Dianne on Jul 24, 2009 16:09:02 GMT -5
Here's one for you Gerry...
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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
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Post by Dianne on Jul 24, 2009 16:10:51 GMT -5
And here's a Mike Chadway joke....SO RUDE!!!!
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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Post by Leppardlady on Jul 24, 2009 19:41:14 GMT -5
Those are funny, Di. Dear Gerry, I truly enjoyed your portrayal of Mike; this movie was really funny. Do me a favor... do NOT listen to the critics, what do they know anyway. This movie was brilliant and funny! Leppardlady
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