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Post by Joy on May 20, 2009 14:06:26 GMT -5
HEY! Don't forget about me! Consign him as fragile to Austria !! I wonder what the extradition treaty is between the U.S. and Austria? Knowledge is a good thing just in case. You know I have absolutely no problem taking one for the team. I'll take him to St. Kitts to get him away from the long arm of the law. No extradition treaty there. I mean the life there may be harsh and difficult not enough sunblock for long term exsistance, but I'd do it to save Gerry. Or better yet he and I could set out for the south Asiatic sea to find an Island that is uncharted so no one could find us. We would send you all our latitude and longitude so you could come and visit. once he is safely tucked away we could begin on our systematic campaign to solicit a presidential pardon for him. I mean common this Marc Rich guy got one and he has no redeeming qualities like our Hot Scot!
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Post by ava on May 20, 2009 14:20:30 GMT -5
Hey sass can I come too? I mean for the sightseeing in sparta
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Post by Joy on May 20, 2009 14:28:33 GMT -5
Yeah Mary since we share state boundries I' pick him up from you. I'm getting my basement ready as we speak. Next best thing to a dungeon!! Gerry in a dungeon huh??? Your own little sex slave!! Would he only be allowed minimal clothing I hope? LOL Yep clothing option but the black tie isn't
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Post by Mary on May 20, 2009 14:40:16 GMT -5
HEY! Don't forget about me! Consign him as fragile to Austria !! I wonder what the extradition treaty is between the U.S. and Austria? Knowledge is a good thing just in case. You know I have absolutely no problem taking one for the team. I'll take him to St. Kitts to get him away from the long arm of the law. No extradition treaty there. I mean the life there may be harsh and difficult not enough sunblock for long term exsistance, but I'd do it to save Gerry. Or better yet he and I could set out for the south Asiatic sea to find an Island that is uncharted so no one could find us. We would send you all our latitude and longitude so you could come and visit. once he is safely tucked away we could begin on our systematic campaign to solicit a presidential pardon for him. I mean common this Marc Rich guy got one and he has no redeeming qualities like our Hot Scot! Joy, thats too much thinking man!! C'mon!
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Post by sassenach on May 20, 2009 15:22:11 GMT -5
Hey sass can I come too? I mean for the sightseeing in sparta Be my guest, Ava! Yet would you return me the favor by revealing what on Earth is Ger saying in your avie ? This...is....Hamburg ?! What ?!
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Post by ava on May 20, 2009 15:25:02 GMT -5
"Okay, are u ready?...lol....THIS.......IS........EMPIRE!!!! Grrrrrrrrr"
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Post by Joy on May 20, 2009 15:57:22 GMT -5
I wonder what the extradition treaty is between the U.S. and Austria? Knowledge is a good thing just in case. You know I have absolutely no problem taking one for the team. I'll take him to St. Kitts to get him away from the long arm of the law. No extradition treaty there. I mean the life there may be harsh and difficult not enough sunblock for long term exsistance, but I'd do it to save Gerry. Or better yet he and I could set out for the south Asiatic sea to find an Island that is uncharted so no one could find us. We would send you all our latitude and longitude so you could come and visit. once he is safely tucked away we could begin on our systematic campaign to solicit a presidential pardon for him. I mean common this Marc Rich guy got one and he has no redeeming qualities like our Hot Scot! Joy, thats too much thinking man!! C'mon! No Use ur cerebellum it might surpize you!!
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Post by Shadow of The Phantom on May 20, 2009 16:01:20 GMT -5
This thread is hysterical!! Well then, since we've passed from "How to Save Gerry" to "naughty thoughts on Gerry" to "Hiding Gerry" to "How to Save Gerry by Hiding Him while still Thinking Naughty Thoughts About Him"...Allow me to sign up for the "Gerry Protection Program" too!! Sass, once you're done with Greece and the Hot Gates and Sparta, do be a darling and ship him over to Italy, please? I'd be glad to have him in my house - whoops, that's what she said! I say we trace a map of the Gerbear Protection Program!!! Have no fear, Gerry... We'll save you!! Who needs 300 soldiers when ya got a flock of adoring women planning your secret hideouts? I say Pack your bags, honey, you're in for one wild ride!!!
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Post by sassenach on May 20, 2009 16:29:59 GMT -5
This thread is hysterical!! Well then, since we've passed from "How to Save Gerry" to "naughty thoughts on Gerry" to "Hiding Gerry" to "How to Save Gerry by Hiding Him while still Thinking Naughty Thoughts About Him"...Allow me to sign up for the "Gerry Protection Program" too!! Sass, once you're done with Greece and the Hot Gates and Sparta, do be a darling and ship him over to Italy, please? I'd be glad to have him in my house - whoops, that's what she said! I say we trace a map of the Gerbear Protection Program!!! Have no fear, Gerry... We'll save you!! Who needs 300 soldiers when ya got a flock of adoring women planning your secret hideouts? I say Pack your bags, honey, you're in for one wild ride!!! Certo cara! Appena abbiamo finito la battaglia nelle Termopile, telo mando subito! Lo preferisci in armatura Greca, Romana o al naturale ? Forse gli chiedero a venire in Italia nuotando...attravso il mar di Ionio .....sara un spettacolo quando esce dall' acqua.... I'm sending him right away, soon after he has done with the Thermopylae labours. Do you prefer him in Greek, Roman or " nature" outfit ? Maybe i'll ask him to come in Italy swimming ...crossing Ionian sea ...he'll be quite a spectacke emerging out of the sea....wet...dripping....
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Post by Leppardlady on May 20, 2009 17:03:27 GMT -5
This is in bad taste but when has that ever stopped me. I was watching Office Space (love that movie) and they three guys in there were worried about going to jail. A lawyer told them the trick to jail is to pick the biggest guy there and kick his ass, or become someone's bitch, and then you'd be OK." They referred to jail as "Pound me in the ass prison." Maybe instead of his face we put a picture of his hot ass... Now this is the picture on the T shirt only cropped. SAVE GERRY!!!!As requested.
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Post by Joy on May 20, 2009 17:09:05 GMT -5
I don't want to just save his arse!!! The save the whole package baby. Especially the package!
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Post by Joy on May 20, 2009 17:10:16 GMT -5
This is beginning to sound like were playing Where in the world is Gerry Butler.
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Post by Dianne on May 20, 2009 19:29:38 GMT -5
This is in bad taste but when has that ever stopped me. I was watching Office Space (love that movie) and they three guys in there were worried about going to jail. A lawyer told them the trick to jail is to pick the biggest guy there and kick his ass, or become someone's bitch, and then you'd be OK." They referred to jail as "Pound me in the ass prison." Maybe instead of his face we put a picture of his hot ass... Now this is the picture on the T shirt only cropped. SAVE GERRY!!!!As requested. THAT IS CLASSIC LEPPARD...NO JOY, FIRST AND FOREMOST OUR WORRY IF OUR BOY GOES TO JAIL IS HIS CUTE ASS. It would be like throwing one chicken leg to ten starving men! What was he a lovely baritone in POTO? He's come out of jail a soprano!
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Post by Dianne on May 20, 2009 19:33:30 GMT -5
As requested. THAT IS CLASSIC LEPPARD...NO JOY, FIRST AND FOREMOST OUR WORRY IF OUR BOY GOES TO JAIL IS HIS CUTE ASS. It would be like throwing one chicken leg to ten starving men! What was he a lovely baritone in POTO? He's come out of jail a soprano! And I had a brilliant idea!!!! I am sure Gerry is in to staying green and recycling. We could recycle the t-shirts and Gerry could be the poster boy for colon-rectal exams...
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Post by Dianne on May 20, 2009 20:07:48 GMT -5
I hear you, Di! My husband can't figure out what's wrong with me. The poor man can't keep up! I keep telling him I'm going to get a boyfriend. To which he replies, "As long as he can pay the bills." I think Gerry can pay the bills! Sounds like permission to me! Here, here!!!! Go for it girl!!!!
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