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Post by Rhonda on Sept 14, 2011 22:07:28 GMT -5
Holy cow this is a long friggin interview! It's not too terrible transcribing though...I love Gerry interviews. It's taking me about two hours to do 30 minutes worth of show so I'll post in parts as I get them finished. Part One is in the next post in this thread. If all goes as planned I'll work on Parts Two and Three and post between Friday and Sunday (evening in the Midwest US). Thanks in advance for your patience and most of all ENJOY! _____________________________________ Message from Webmistress Dianne
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********************************************** Here's Gerry's interview at Howard Stern Show www.shabooty.com/2011/09/14/audio-gerard-butler-on-howard-stern-show-09-14-11.phpThanks Doddi for finding this new link for us Enjoy it Read more: weiner1proboardscom.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=text&action=display&thread=2438#ixzz1YJH9twmR
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Rhonda
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Post by Rhonda on Sept 14, 2011 22:12:14 GMT -5
Howard Stern (HS): Let me bring in a complete opposite of our last guest. Let me bring in a guy who’s got everything going for him. He’s good looking.
Robin: I’ve thought about that while John was in here. I said now, you know, Jarrod Butler walks around here beating
HS: Ger-ard
Robin: …away women. Gerard? What did I call him? Jarrod? Gerard Butler walks around shooing women away.
HS: How are you Gerard? You’re the complete opposite of the last guest. (all laugh) How’s your balls? (Previous guest had a disturbingly large…um…package.)
Gerard Butler (Gerry): I was gonna say you obviously haven’t seen my balls.
HS: No. I haven’t seen balls like that, man. I’m shook up. I’ll be honest with ya.
Gerry: Yeah.
HS: It’s actually good you’re here so it will take my mind off of what I just witnessed. Poor guy, you know what I mean?
G: Yeah.
HS: You know what? I think about. By the way, the movie 300 is probably where you got your biggest break, right? I mean, you were an actor working but 300 put you on the map.
G: Yeah.
HS: Did you ever think about giving up acting because it was like, oh man, this is not going anywhere?
Robin: How long had you been acting?
G: I started acting, probably about 14 years ago.
HS: You’ve got a crazy background. I was studying up on you. Man, it’s a wild story. As a kid, your father left you. But you were real young. How old were you when he left?
G: Ah, two and a half.
HS: And it blew your mind ‘cause you never saw him until you were sixteen.
G: You know what. It’s weird. There was actually, I think one day when he turned up when I was about four-years-old. To this day I can’t quite remember what quite happened but I know it was him. Yeah. He turned up and said hello. Then he went away again. So really, no. Between 2 and a half and sixteen I didn’t see him and didn’t even know he was alive.
HS: Could you ever imagine one day that you have a kid, a son, and you wouldn’t see him? It’s unimaginable, isn’t it?
G: Yeah. My kids, maybe not. (laughs slightly)
HS: But did it make you feel like you were a monster or something? Like man, I must be a horrible person or something because my father doesn’t want to see me. Did you blame yourself?
G: That’s actually what happened. It’s not like I was conscientiously thinking it. I didn’t appreciate it until my dad turned up and I had to go to this restaurant where I heard he was. And I walked around this big busy restaurant going from table to table looking for him.
HS: How old were you?
R: Did you recognize him? Would you have recognized him?
G: You know what, he recognized me. I think. I was sixteen.
HS: Your mom says to you, “Son, walk into the restaurant and go meet your father.” She didn’t even go with you? That’s wrong, right? If that was your kid wouldn’t you walk into the restaurant?
R: Why are you even sending him?
H: Why was she sending you?
G: Uh. I don’t know. I guess she just felt some responsibility toward my dad. Like, that is his son…he has yet to see him. But you’re right. She didn’t owe him that courtesy, perhaps. The thing is when I got home. Before the restaurant. My mom was dating a guy who’s now my stepfather. Has been for many years.
H: Good guy:
G: Great guy. Great guy! And I got home and I was just like this and he said, “Keep your jacket on. Your dad’s here.” Just a few weeks before I had had a dream about my dad and I thought…he’s dead. I’d gone to my mom and I said, “He’s dead isn’t he? My da, he’s gone.” And she said, “Yeah. I think he’s dead.”
H: Must be dead.
R: Yeah. Haven’t heard from him.
G: So, then to get the message there saying, “Keep your jacket on. Your dad’s here.” As in we’re going to see him right now.
H: How did this meeting come about? You don’t see your dad. You’re a kid. You don’t even remember your father. You’re gonna have a meeting with him at sixteen in some restaurant. How does this come about? Why all of a sudden does he want to see you? He didn’t want to see you all those years, right?
G: Yeah.
H: Why does he want to see you all of a sudden? It kinda f***’s you up even more doesn’t it? What’s so important?
R: What’s up now?
G: Perhaps the most suspicious part of me or my mother at that time would be was that I had just turned sixteen, so legally he didn’t have the same commitments towards me.
H: Oh. So he didn’t want to support you financially?
G: Financially. You know. Looking at it with a little more compassion.
H: You were born where? You were born in Scotland?
G: Yeah. I was born in Scotland.
H: And you were raised in Canada?
G: No. Lived for two years in Canada.
R: (laughs) I was gonna say. How’d he get such a thick accent?
H: It’s acting! It’s how you get laid. Accents equal getting laid. (all laugh) I gotta understand this. This is something I really want to understand. You walk into this diner alone. Essentially to meet a stranger but you’re curious cause it’s your father. Who wouldn’t want to meet their father. Just from a hey do I look like this guy. And you walk into the diner and you’re walking around from table to table saying, “Are you my father?” Is that the way it went?
G: No. I didn’t actually say , “Are you my father? Are you my father?” I was going from table to table going how the hell am I going to do this because I can’t say are you my father are you my father.
H: Because you’d feel like a turd.
G: Yeah. So I had a feeling I was going to just keep walking up and down this restaurant until somebody stood up and went, “For Christ’s sake it’s me!”
H: Were you scared out of your mind?
G: I was scared. Yeah. In fact the moment is a little bit blurry. I can’t really remember if it was him that stood up. I think he recognized me but that moment is a little blurry because it was very bizarre. The restaurant was packed. It was big.
H: Does he come over and hug you or does he shake your hand?
G: He stood up and he stayed on the other side of the table. I finally made my way around and shook his hand and kinda gave him a hug. And then I sat down back on my side of the table and it all became very civil. We sat down as if…
H: Does he pay for your meal or does he make you pay? (jokingly) At sixteen he decides to meet you so he doesn’t have to pay for your meal. So you go in to the restaurant. What is it, a fancy restaurant or a diner?
G: It’s a nice restaurant.
H: A nice restaurant. Suit and tie kind of restaurant?
G: Um. Yeah.
H: What do you order?
R: Can you even eat?
H: Do you even want to eat?
G: I don’t think I ate to be honest.
H: Were you angry? Did you say hey, f***er where’ve you been?
G: That’s exactly what I did actually.
H: But yet you hugged him when you met him?
G: I hugged him when I met him, yeah.
H: Curious right?
G: Yeah it’s interesting. Yeah interesting.
R: But you don’t know what to do really.
H: It’s awkward. It’s awkward.
G: I was in a different relationship with that than my brother and sister because I was a baby when he left. My brother and sister were a little older. They had more memories of certain unhappiness going on so they had more of an attitude towards him. As for me, I was always the one that was there to be pulled in any direction cause I was like it’s just odd. I have a dad and he’s not there.
R: And he left after you showed up. It’s almost like it’s your fault that he’s gone.
H: (A kid?) could blame him. Yeah. You know what. I ruined everything. I showed up.
G: By the way. Might still have been the case.
H: Is that the source of your anger? This is kind of wild to me. You trained to be a lawyer. That’s what you were going to be in life, right?
G: Yeah.
H: You were a few credits short of graduating law school and you dropped the whole thing, right?
G: No. I finished law school.
H: What law school did you go to?
G: Glasgow University. I have an honors law degree. I have a diploma in legal practice. I decided…
R: You could actually represent someone?!?
G: No. Because what happened.
H: Did you lose your license?
G: No, I never got my license.
H: Because you were fired?
G: Yes!
H: Why were you fired?
G: I was fired because my father never loved me as a child. (jokingly)
R: Oh stop it! What was the actual event? (all laugh)
H: Wait a second. By the way, we will talk about this movie. We’re talking to Gerard Butler. It’s Machine Gun Preacher. I’ve seen it. I’m going to give you a big recommendation. Fantastic movie about an extraordinary dude. It’s a true story. But I gotta understand this. So you’re a lawyer.
G: Right.
H: You’re practicing. You’re working at a law firm. What went wrong there?
R: What did you do?
H: Yeah. What did you do to lose your law job?
G: Well. You know. It’s interesting because..and truthfully…all those issues had started way before that. I don’t quite know how I got through those last two years of law school because by then I was already partying a lot and not really taking my responsibilities too seriously. (I) managed to get the last of the big jobs. I took a year out. I came over to America. I was always getting into trouble. I was thrown in jail like, a bunch of times.
H: You were thrown in jail a bunch of times. You were an alcoholic at that point right? You were drinking.
G: An alcoholic? Well, I don’t know about that but I was definitely drinking a lot.
R: A drunk.
G: (laugh) I was drunk but I was not an alcoholic.
H: So you were a drunk, drug addict, lawyer?
G: I wouldn’t say drug addict at all.
H: But you took drugs.
G: Yeah. I took drugs.
H: What were you doing? A little hash?
R: What kind of drugs?
G: No, it was crack all the way.
H: Crack all the way?
G: NO. I was just joking.
H: Coke?
G: Joking!
H: What did you do? What was your vice?
G: You know what. I don’t ever really go into specifics there but it was
H: But it was wild.
G: None of it was. Yeah. The funny thing is. At that time it was a year and a half. There were long periods when I didn’t do anything because we didn’t have any idea how to get our hands on that stuff. If you’re living in Venice Beach at the time and your next door neighbor pretty much sells everything there is…
H: It’s hard to resist
G: and feel sorry for a bunch of bum students…
R: You were a Venice Beach bum?
G: I was a Venice Beach bum. Yeah.
H: So you would say that you sabotaged your own law career, you went berserk, and you can joke about this but it’s got to be from your father leaving you and then showing up in a diner or a restaurant sixteen years later. It’s gotta be. You’re filled with rage.
G: Yeah. Definitely there was some…
H: Were you an angry kid? Did you get into a lot of fights as a kid?
G: I got in a few. (laughs sheepishly)
R: You were a bad kid! (laughs)
H: But yet he was a lawyer. You were a smart, bad kid.
G: I think I was a pretty good kid. I was a trouble maker like the rest of ‘em.
H: What kind of trouble?
G: You know the kind of trouble when someone is trying to seek attention?
H: Yes.
R: Are you like a football hooligan?
G: I love my football. Yeah, from time to time.
H: You were a monster. Good Lord. Outta control.
G: My mom had gone to the convent which was a Catholic part of our school there. It was closed down now. And I remember me and two of my buddies. The place it was derelict. So, me and two of my buddies spent a day pretty much knocking out every windows in this place. And so proud of ourselves. Then two guys came and we hid and they found us and they grabbed us. Then we’re walking away and then I ran away. I was so proud of myself that even under capture I escaped. But I knew that they were going to tell on me and that my mother was going to find out. It was to this day the most horrible few hours I’ve spent in my life.
H: Here’s what you’ve said in various interviews on drinking. On your drinking crazy days.
G: Oh my God.
H: Here you go. You ready? This is research. In fact, there should be a movie about your life. Forget this other guy by the way. When you were drinking. Gerard was known to jump infront of moving cars and smash bottles over his head. He ended up in prison many nights. Gerard once stood on the edge of a 46 story building and also hung drunk from the railings of a cruise ship at five in the morning singing “We Are Sailing”. Were you suicidal?
G: (clears throat) It sounds like it when you put it like that.
R: You’re lucky to be. You could have killed yourself.
H: See. If I looked like you and I had your kind of acting ability and a law degree I’d be on top of the world and yet, you weren’t. So, when you were a lawyer did you ever act?
R: We never found out why he got fired.
H: He’s f***ing haning off of a ship. You’d fire him. Seriously. Why did you get fired from the law firm if you could sum that up?
G: The law firm. That was interesting. It was just one thing after another. The would call me in. After a couple of weeks, I think they though okay, he’s been off a couple of days already. I think in two years I had something like thirty-two, thirty-three days off work and twenty-seven were Mondays. Then there were like five Tuesdays. And then one Friday. Something like that.
H: And they must have liked you if they put up with you that long.
G: By the way, as a solicitor, as we call it in Scotland, if you do your two year trainee-ship…it’s very, very difficult, because there are such protections for you, to get fired.
H: So you had to be really bad to get fired?
G: Really bad.
H: You just weren’t showing up for the job.
G: I wasn’t showing up and when I was I think they’d think it was better when you didn’t.
H: When you’d show up would they lecture you and sit you down? And say, “Listen Gerard, we like you here. We want to make you…
R: What must you have looked like coming off a drunk weekend?
H: Did you bother to shave?
G: No.
H: Were you bored to death being a lawyer?
G: Yes, completely bored. It was horrible. Despite the fact I was all over the place in my life I think there was still that part of me spiritually that was very well aware that this was not where my life should be.
H: I’m sure your mother was proud of you…that you became a lawyer…that’s a really high position to be in in life. Were they worried about you? Were they saying, “What are you doing to yourself? You’ve got a great situation. You could have a great career in law.” Did people sit you down and try to save you?
G: Yeah. Everybody.
H: Like an intervention?
G: An intervention? It’s interesting because that’s what was used by my step-father. My step-father was always the more reasonable one. My mom and I were very similar so it would be like, (in his “mother” voice) “What the hell are you doing! Why do you do that?!?” And I’d answer, “Because I do!” “What’s your problem then?!?”
<TO BE CONTINUED>
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Rhonda
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Post by Rhonda on Sept 16, 2011 20:51:47 GMT -5
H: I guess you must have decided to become an actor after you got kicked out of law. Is that true?
G: Yeah. The next day.
H: The next day you decide. Had you ever acted in a school play?
G: Yeah. I had done, um, a bunch of stuff. I had been in a play when I was 12, “Oliver Twist” in the center in Glasgow. And then I had been in the Scottish Youth Theater which was a five-year residential course.
H: So acting was always in the back of your mind?
G: Always in the back of my mind.
H: Yeah, but you probably thought, “How do the hell can I become an actor? I’ve got an accent.” But speaking of the accent…
R: They do do films over there…
H: When you do a move where you got to play an American, is that easy, to get rid of the accent? Or do you have to study for hours or years or whatever?
R: Do you have a dialect coach and all that?
G: Yeah. I’ve got a dialect coach. I have a dialect coach right now. His name is (in his American accent) Gerry Butler.
H: I mean cause if I had to go to Scotland, right now and…
R: You’re not doing this accent!
H: …be like (in his really bad Scottish accent), “Hey how you doin’ there mate? Hey man! What’s happenin’?” I wouldn’t be able to do that. I couldn’t pull that off in a legitimate way. When you’re called on to be an American…
R: Is it easy?
H: …Do you get trepidation? Do you get nervous?
G: Yeah, I do. But I get trepidation about a role where they ask me to play Scottish. I manage to find trepidation anywhere in my life.
H: You manage be nervous about every role?
G: Pretty much. Yeah.
R: We have so many British actors who come over here and you can’t tell…
H: I know! I’m sick of it.
R: …that they’re British. I’m thinking we must have the easiest accent.
G: I think it’s a mixture of it. It’s not the most difficult accent and we grew up steeped in American culture, like television. So we hear the voice all the time. It’s pretty much there in your psyche and it goes in through osmosis so when you go to do it, it’s not as hard.
R: Could you do it now because this is throwing me off, this accent?
H: You don’t…you don’t want him… By the way are you going to bang Robin or not? That’s what we want to know. (all are laughing) How soon can we hook that up? Come on. She’s trying to act like she doesn’t want it. She’s playing hard to get. I don’t know if you’ve noticed.
G: Wow. Which accent do you want me to do? (in American accent) Would you want me to bang you if I talked like this? (switches back to Scottish) Or would you want me to bang you if I talked like this? Which one is going to get you into bed, Robin?
R: I think it’s the one. Um. The Glasgow accent.
G: (turns it on thick!) That’s what I thought too, darlin’!
H: So when you were forced out of law. You decide to become an actor. Where do you go to become an actor and how long do you have to sit there and wait for something good to happen? People must have thought you were nuts!
G: Ummmm...yeah.
H: You’re a good lookin’ guy.
R: He’s gone off the deep end.
H: Were you getting laid like a mother f***er when you were a lawyer? Did you get a ton of women?
G: No. No.
H: You didn’t?
G: (reluctant) Well, I got a few.
H: But not a lot?
G: Not a lot.
H: Not the quantity you get now?
G: No, cause to be honest I was broke a lot of the time because you don’t earn much money as a trainee lawyer.
H: But a good looking guy like you. I’ve read stories about you. I don’t even know if it’s true. That you were in Central Park the other day and you were walking around. Two women came up to you crying because they were so moved to be near you and then you just took ‘em home.
R: Do you even remember that?
H: Did you even know that happened?
G: I didn’t know that happened.
H: See, he doesn’t even recall.
R: It doesn’t even phase him.
G: I do remember two women coming up to me and crying because they were very moved.
H: Right.
G: I love the last part, which was and then you took ‘em home.
H: Someone told me they saw you leave the park with them. I don’t know if you took them home.
G: No, I didn’t leave…
H: Maybe you banged them right in the park. I don’t know.
G: One, I haven’t been in Central Park in about 6 months so it wasn’t the other day. And that incident if it’s the one I’m thinking about, it happened about two years ago.
H: When women come up…
R: What were they moved by?
G: I think the fact that I had regular balls. (all laugh)
H: When women see me in Central Park, you know, they run away crying. You have no idea what my life is like. You have just the opposite experience. Seriously. It’s got to be pretty heady stuff for any man when you walk into a park…this is just one example…and women start weeping because they are moved by you. I mean, that’s almost god-like, right?
G: I guess. At times. Sometimes you realize what it all means. I’ve had…
H: What does it all mean?
G: Well. Are the effects. No, not what it all means. Sorry, that came out the wrong way. Most of the time, you know, you take it each, kind of meeting as it comes. When somebody comes up and I’m sure that for everybody saying something good there’s just as many walking past you that do not recognize you and never having seen anything you’ve done or have and haven’t been affected. But, over the day you meet many people who say, “You changed my life when you did 300 or Phantom of the Opera.” I’ve been in lines outside TV shows. There was one where this woman got up off a wheel chair and her helper started screaming and crying. I think it was her daughter saying, “She hasn’t gotten out of her wheel chair in 20 years!”
H: Cause she met you.
R: She walked because of you.
G: Because she met me! And everybody in this particular line that particular day some kind of example. It felt kind of like they all felt like they were Biblical tales. I remember looking at my manager at one point going, “Seriously, is this f***ing…are you joking.”
H: Is this really happening? Am I that same guy who was hanging off a ship? My…it’s wild.
G: It was kinda wild. So…
H: What is it like to know that you could get laid anytime you want by a hot chick? Seriously, anytime you want there’s a new one available.
R: And some of the most famous women in the world.
H: It’s like a superpower, is it not.
G: Yeah.
R: Is anybody immune to your charms?
H: I’m not. I’m thinking of going out with you. I’m crazy about you.
G: I’m thinking of asking.
H: You don’t want me. I’m so shitty in bed. You have no idea.
G: So am I which is why I…
H: Are you bad in bed?
G: I…I don’t know.
H: Do you think…now I’m going to ask you a heavy question. Do you think it’s hard for you to be a generous lover because of what your father did to you? (Gerry laughs) Now I’m being serious and you’re laughing.
R: Or does that make you more generous?
G: I think it makes me more generous because I think I am a real people pleaser.
H: (laughs) Yeah. Yeah. I like that about you.
R: That’s what he was really trying to get to.
G: I shouldn’t say people pleaser. I should say, a real woman pleaser. (unintelligible)…especially when it comes to oral. (unintelligible)
H: In seriousness. When that many women are throwing themselves at you. I’m always amazed that Matt Damon got married and he’s in stable relationship and this and that. Do you think it’s possible for you to love one woman and be in a relationship. Paul Newman was one of the best looking guys on the planet then he met Joanne Woodward and that’s it. He was done.
R: Well, that was his second wife.
H: Okay, but still.
R: He did slow down and stop at some point.
H: Do you think you’re capable or really could you even survive being in a one on one relationship for the rest of your life?
G: (inhales) Ah…um…what’s the next question?
H: Seriously, you’ve got too many options. Isn’t that the problem?
G: It is. I do often sit back and go how the hell do other people do this. I don’t get it. Then there’s that part of me that thinks, you know, evolution…with time you go there she is. It’s fine now. It all makes sense. And you spend most of the time telling…you’re not kidding yourself…it’s going to be fine. I do find it hard. Especially at the time your career is going well. It is amazing. Very few people who are not in the business do not appreciate how much time that takes up and how much commitment. And I wouldn’t be here where I am today if I hadn’t spent a lot of that time single.
H: That’s right. Your career is your marriage in a sense.
G: Yes, absolutely.
H: It takes all your time. It’s your passion. You love it.
G: Yeah. I love it. I love it. And even though now I can’t say that I love it like I once did. At the same time it still way overpowers everything else.
R: Why don’t you love it like you once did?
G: I love acting. I probably even love acting more than I did before because I feel I’m getting better at it. I feel…I’m more relaxed and I feel like I get more involved with the creative process. It’s the other things that go around it that kind of just…
R: The fame…
H: This interview…
R: This is a piece of crap…
H: I gotta sit in here with you idiots. But seriously,
G: This is a highlight…
H: So when a woman gets into a relationship with you. Do you know right away that there’s no way I’m going to be able to stay long term into this? And do you start to feel guilty because you’re like, she’s wasting her time with me.
G: I think. No. I don’t have that automatically. You often start a relationship and you go…you know what, this is great. There you go. And then further down something comes in whether it’s your own way of thinking that’s poisonous to a relationship. You’re, “oh please don’t let that stuff in again.” Or some physical obstacle does come up which is the thing that often happens. Now you’ve got to go on this press tour for a month and then you’ve got to go here.
H: And you lose it.
G: And then you lose it.
H: Has a woman…do you allow a woman to move into your home? Have you done that?
G: Yeah. I have done that.
H: And it’s a disaster, right? Because you’ve gotta get her out of there.
R: How do you get her out?
G: It works because I’m never there anyway.
H: They don’t even know you left.
R: Do you just move? Is that what it is?
G: I hear you were here and I hear you’ve left but I see no evidence because my cleaner’s been here six times.
H: Isn’t it hard to sit there and get into relationships with women then the hardest part is untangling yourself because you do realize…
R: Do they all get attached or can you have casual relationships with these women?
G: You know, it’s harder. I don’t believe I’m telling this. It’s harder in America.
R: Is it?
G: There are other countries I’ve worked in over the years where…
H: A more casual attitude towards sex?
G: A more casual attitude and you’ll be like…oh wait a minute…they never called me…what the hell. They get it. They’re kind of open for the same reasons as you.
H: Have you ever been in love?
G: Yes.
H: Jennifer Aniston?
G: No. Although I love her. I genuinely do. I think she’s…
H: I don’t know her.
G: Have you ever interviewed her?
H: I met her once. Before Friends the TV show hit she came in here. She was part of a weight loss program, Nutrisystem, and she came in and got interviewed for that. But that’s it. I met her. She’s got a great ass. I sat behind her at a concert. She stood up, like, she’s dancing around…million dollar ass. No question.
G: It’s so funny. What an investment. Just that little dance. She probably know that you’d talk about this over the air.
H: She knew what she was doing. So calculated. I know why you got rid of her. You’ve been with a lot of women in show business but you wouldn’t necessarily be in a long term relationship with a woman.
G: I don’t know how people do it when it comes to people in (show) business
H: Because why? Because it gets competitive? If she’s working more than you, you kinda feel like I’m a slouch.
G: I think maybe there’s that competitive part but that’s not what it is with me. I just think it is hard enough having that much attention turned on you. And most of the couples you see (are both in the business) are a large success and it seems like their life becomes a military operation. To me, that’s not what I’m looking for. The one think I’m struggling for is still to be able to live a normal life in as many ways as you can.
H: Can you have a normal life? If you’re walking through Central Park trying to get into your own thing and women just come up and start crying, it’s pretty hard to go somewhere. You’re getting pretty well known, after 300 especially. You would say that’s the turning points in terms of when your privacy went away?
G: Yeah. Absolutely.
H: And for an actor it’s important to have privacy because you want to experience what people experience.
R: You can’t even observe people like that.
G: Without a doubt it is harder to observe people in a regular way without finding yourself in a strange situation.
H: But the upside is the broads. That’s the way I see it. The money and the broads.
G: I actually have that tattooed on my shin now. Well, there’s always the broads.
H: You do? Smart. Me too. That’s how we’re alike.
G: So I look up and I’m like, “well, there’s always the broads.”
H: I’m going to impress the men in my audience right now. I’m going to read a list of women that you have been with that they would know. This is not even counting the women…
R: …the unknown women…
G: Let me just say, that I have ALLEGEDLY been with. H: Allegedly. Well, you can confirm or deny. As I mentioned, the beautiful Jennifer Aniston. Not an easy one to get. This is top “A” list. Good for you. I applaud it. I’m going to applaud you right now. (stands & claps)
R: Standing “O”
G: You guys are going to be so disappointed.
H: Was she disappointed in you as a lover? Yes. By the way not an easy one to get rid of either once you get her.
G: One, it didn’t happen. And two, she was easy to get. No…I’m just joking. No.
R: No romantic relationship?
G: No. We laugh about it.
H: I would brag if I got her.
G: And so would I.
H: Alright, you’re being honest.
G: This is when it gets incredibly frustrating because it became this everyday, everywhere, “are you guys seeing each other.” “No.”
H: You made out with her though?
G: No. When?
H: You did not make out with her?
G: In a movie I did.
H: Did she give you a hand job in the trailer? Okay, that’s what I’m talking about.
G: (jokes) Yeah, but it was part of the movie.
H: So is that hard to be in movie with Jennifer Aniston and not become her lover? Seriously. I did a movie. I wanted to f*** everyone in this movie. I’m in this movie Private Parts.
G: I loved that movie by the way. That was such a good movie.
H: Thanks. I wanted to have sex with everyone and I had full boners during every kissing scene. I don’t even know how you control that.
G: Especially that scene where that girl’s on your show and she’s a lesbian and was trying to get bisexual.
H: And she was on Celebrity Rehab. Who knows?!? Maybe I could have gotten her.
R: Turns out you could have gotten her.
G: She was on Celebrity Rehab? That scene made me crazy.
H: If you’re single and she’s single…why not have sex with Jennifer Aniston? You just don’t want the complication because you’re working together?
G: You’re working together so you’re always going to know. It’s not like we discussed it. But we’re just friends. We became very close. I had a great time working with her.
H: Did you get to go over to her house?
G: Yeah I did.
H: Did you go to those parties at Courtney Cox’s place on Sundays?
G: I did.
H: And Arquette’s sitting there and meanwhile she’s running off with somebody else.
G: I was. I was there. (laughs) H: You never had sex with Courtney did you?
G: I thought she was gone to get more ice.
H: Seems to me if Jennifer is bringing you to this special Courtney Cox-Arquette party that she’s looking for activity. She’s looking for action with you.
G: No, not really. There were a couple of other buddies of mine over there and it was always an interesting crowd from a variety of areas of life heading over there. So, no.
H: Do you like when you’re invited to those kind of parties? You know, hey, I’m accepted by a kind of elite community. You’re one of the in crowd so to speak.
G: Yeah, until you get there and you spend the rest of the day sitting on your own.
H: Did you sit on your own? Jennifer wasn’t sucking up to you trying to get something going? I’m shocked.
G: No.
H: Were you alone? People talked to you, right.
G: No, (he wasn’t alone). I’m very very social at these things.
H: This is how good looking you are. You rejected Jennifer Aniston. You didn’t even think of having sex with her.
R: You just looked at that as a problem.
H: You were like, this just looks like a big headache.
G: It would be too much to say that you didn’t think of having sex with her when she’s around in her sexy little dress. But she’s my bud.
H: Why ruin that?
G: You’re asking for trouble to do that in the middle of a film with your co-star in case it goes south. Then you’re sitting looking at each other for 12 to 14 hours a day for the next two months going, “I f***ing hate you.”
H: Well, you were actually thinking very clearly. I can’t think when I’m aroused. When I’m aroused, that’s it. I don’t think about the consequences and that’s my problem.
<TO BE CONTINUED>
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Rhonda
Gerard Butler Fan in Training
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Post by Rhonda on Sept 17, 2011 16:15:23 GMT -5
H: Let me read the rest of your list before we…
R: We only got to Jennifer.
H: And I’ve got to get to this great movie because I was blown out by Machine Gun Preacher.
R: It is an amazing movie…an amazing story.
H: I’m surprised you, well you didn’t name it that. I’m surprised they named it Machine Gun Preacher because my wife says to me. I said listen…we’re going to go see Machine Gun Preacher. She goes, “I don’t want to see that.” I said why not. She said, “oh that’s one of those violent movies where everybody shoots everyone up.” I said no. It’s the true story of a guy who goes to Africa. The guy was a f***ing maniac biker, drug addict, criminal. He gets out of jail, experiences God, and suddenly changes his whole life and goes off to Africa. This is a true story. By the way, at the end of the movie they show the real guy…
R: And he doesn’t look anything like Jarrod…
H: GERARD!
R: GERARD! I don’t know why I call him Jarrod. It’s Gerard Butler.
H: Call him Jarrod. Who cares. He doesn’t care. He’s got every woman knowing his name. It’s an amazing story. By the way, your co-star in that movie. She’s as cute as hell when she’s giving you a little dance when you get out of prison and you f*** the crap out of her in that car.
G: (jokes) Yeah, I did f*** the crap out of her. Absolutely.
H: Did you fall in love with her at all? ‘
G: No. And I guess I gotta say I didn’t f*** the crap out of her at all.
H: You didn’t.
G: I have to say that now because that will be…
R: That would make headlines.
H: No relationship between you and your co star?
G: Nope. Nope. Not at all. She’s married and she has a little kid.
H: When you read the script did you believe that this was a true story? That there was a guy who could be that...what a fantabulous human being that guy is!
G: I did actually. I did because I’m naïve.
R: But it’s such an unusual story. You always hear the stories about the missionary who goes over and he’s very kind and he stays out of trouble and stays at the hospital. This guy doesn’t do that.
G: No. This guy doesn’t do that. I believed the story because I know that there were many people who have gone down there before and checked the veracity of the sources. The other thing is this is not in any way a perfect character who got in there and played everything by the book and did everything perfectly and didn’t step on a lot of people’s toes.
H: I was thinking about this guy. Yes, he’s unbelievably giving. He goes down to Africa to save children.
R: To Uganda and the Sudan.
H: Uganda is the worst f***ing place on the planet.
R: All of it.
H: And he goes to this hell hole and he builds an orphanage for these kids whose parents have been slaughtered by rebel armies and stuff. What’s amazing about him, as much as I love him for this. I think wow he’s f***ed up his wife and kids. He left them. He just ran off. It’s a complicated story.
R: Not only that. He lets down his friend. He has some bumps.
H: (unintelligible)…what do you think? Do you think an Academy Award here? We lookin’ at this or what? We thinking about it?
G: I don’t know.
H: When you’re laying in bed at night alone jerking off do you ever go, “oh Academy Award, this is going to be it for me, this is the role.” I think this could be.
G: Uh, no. Not at all. (jokes) I had a little false one made that I jerk off to.
H: Do you still jerk off or you don’t need to, you have women?
R: He has a woman jerk him off.
H: Have you got jerked off in the last year? You have an assistant who jerks you off?
G: (still joking) Yeah. I have a lot of assistance.
H: I heard you walked in with an entourage.
G: (still joking) Yeah, yeah. She wasn’t there. She’s done for the moment.
H: Seriously, you don’t have to masturbate anymore, do you? Those days are over.
G: No. No. These aren’t my hands. (laughs)
H: Do you masturbate at all?
G: I can’t believe we’re talking about this.
H: Do you? Gerard, do you?
G: Uh. No. No. I don’t.
H: You don’t.
G: What is masturbate for starts?
H: Rubbing your penis with your hand.
G: OH, okay.
H: You do that?
G: Not flesh to flesh.
H: I do it. What do you think about when you do it?
G: (nervous laugh) You.
H: You do.
G: You think about me?
H: Now I’m gonna. The moment I met you, you sex machine. Oh, alright. I’m not going to ask you how you masturbate. (unintelligible)
R: That’s for the next interview.
H: We don’t know you that well.
G: You left hand here. Then. I’m joking.
H: You use your right hand, right?
G: Yeah. But I was telling you the place to put your left hand. Before your right hand really goes in to, um, finish yourself off.
H: By the way, I didn’t even finish the laundry list of women that you’ve had.
R: We can’t.
G: (unintelligible) didn’t spend much time on Machine Gun Preacher before we went into masturbation.
H: How ‘bout the masturbating preacher? No. It’s a remarkable thing you don’t have to masturbate anymore. Congratulations. That’s fantastic. It’s amazing how many women this guy gets. It’s really. I don’t think I’m making myself clear. Before we get back to Machine Gun Preacher, listen to this.
G: (sounds like he’s saying, “Oh no.” under his breath)
H: In 2007 you were linked to Naomi Campbell, fantastic black woman. I’ve made love to a black woman.
R: Now don’t pretend you’re embarrassed. Come on.
H: If you’re embarrassed by that. If you’d seen some of the women I’ve f***ed, you’d be embarrassed. There’s nothing to be embarrassed by with that one. Good for you. A legendary pain in the ass Naomi Campbell, yes?
G: I’ve known Naomi for a long time. I think she’s great. A goddess.
R: You’ve never seen her throw a phone?
H: Did she throw a phone at your head when you broke up with her? I bet she did!
G: I’ve witnessed her throwing phones, maybe. But just. Not. I wasn’t in the room at the time. It was from 100 miles away. No, I’m joking. I think she’s great.
H: So if you break up with a woman like that you can remain friends?
G: (stammers) We never…listen…we never…ugh…here we go.
R: Explain.
H: Jessica Simpson. You have sex with?
G: NO we didn’t.
H: You had dinner with her. That’s more than I’ve had.
G: I had dinner with her with another…I can’t…listen to myself. No. Wait. No.
H: Was another guy there?
G: Before you carry on, on that list. That list is pretty much anyone over the last ten years that I’ve even been seen sitting at a table with, often with five or six other people, or standing speaking to in a car park.
H: Do you worry about that? That you’ll be tagged as the guy who f***s too many women, then women will be afraid to have sex with you because you’re the guy who…
R: Who has this terrible reputation…
H: In a sense it is because then they start to think, well, you know what, this guy’s not serious, he’s gonna f*** me and leave me. True? It could actually hurt you.
G: What bothers me is that, a little bit, but more, your career. I work really, really hard. You’ve seen Machine Gun Preacher.
H: Fabulous performance.
G: I put in a lot of work, to my career, and then…
H: You want to be treated seriously.
G: And then every day you get, oh, if you were at a party you might have been speaking to one person or another OR NOT. In fact, I once heard one that said Gerry has some kind of thing with Paris Hilton and it was obvious because of the way they didn’t say anything to each other or look at each other all night…it was hard for them not to look at each other.
H: You would never pick up Paris Hilton, right?
G: No. Never. And at that point I don’t think I had ever even said “hello” to her in my life. And it was saying we were having a thing, witnessed by the fact that we didn’t talk.
H: I understand but that’s a disaster too because you become instantly vapid in everyone’s mind if you make love to Paris Hilton, I think. That’s just crazy.
R: That’s a career ender?
H: It’s a career ender. The glamor of 300 is gone. Machine Gun Preacher. You ain’t getting a Machine Gun Preacher if you’ve had Paris Hilton. Although, you were spotted dirty dancing with Lindsay Lohan. Dirty dancing they said.
R: Dirty dancing?
H: Now what is dirty dancing? Do it with Robin.
G: I don’t know what dirty dancing is.
H: Did you dirty dance with Lindsay Lohan?
G: Maybe retard dancing…
H: Did you dirty dance with Lindsay Lohan?
G: No, I don’t think I did. I remember dancing with Lindsay. It was probably crap dancing that they meant.
H: Did you dirty dance with Cheryl Burke, from Dancing with the Stars, or make love to her?
G: Nope.
H: You didn’t.
G: NO.
H: Wow!
G: But I know Cheryl. (unintelligible) H: What a disappointment. What are you, a virgin?
G: I’ve had sex with probably sixteen times this list but…
H: Says you’ve lived with Oprah Winfrey for six months is that true? Nah, I’m just joking. Jessica Biel you made love to. That’s a good score. Come on.
G: Nooo. Oh my God.
H: If you had to f*** Lindsay or Paris, which one would you take? You have to have one of them.
R: What’s the least damaging?
H: Who’s the least damaging to your caree? You’ve got to choose.
G: You know, they’re both pretty up there. I can’t. I can’t. I now know both these people actually having said more than hello to them. I think they’re surprisingly cool in the way you sit down and have a conversation or something. It’s easy for you to ask that question but then the next time I see them I feel like a d***.
H: I actually know a woman you did make love to and she said some nice things.
R: Who?
H: I don’t want to say who.
R: This is not somebody you can divulge?
H: This is somebody, she really did make love to him. She said you were quite good at it. She gave you high marks.
G: That must have been a while ago.
H: Said you were hung like a horse.
R: Really?
H: Are you nervous about that when you make love to a woman? Women must expect, because you’re a big star, and because you’re a great actor, that when you take off your pants there’s going to be a monster in there.
R: Are there expectations?
G: Yes.
H: There are expectations?
G: I think so. I think you even get that when a fan comes up and has that whole crying experience that they expect you then to come up with some profound words other than “oh, that’s very sweet, thank you, I don’t know what to say.” Sometimes you see them looking up and they’re kind of going…is that it…that’s all you’ve got for me.
H: Gerard, are you hung well enough that women go wow! Not only is he great looking, not only is he a talented actor, not only does he…
R: It makes sense…
H: It all makes sense. He delivers that big penis. Do you deliver that for a woman?
G: I think. I think yes.
H: You do? Wow. I’m so jealous of you. You’re kind of like. I picture you hung.
R: You’re like, perfect.
H: Well good for you.
R: (unintelligible)
H: Yes, he does.
G: What did you say?
R: I didn’t say that!
G: You said that.
H: She said it. Say it again.
R: Stop!
[Sound effect. Not Robin.] You have a big penis.
H: That’s her Spanish accent, not mine. So, let’s talk Academy Award. Let’s talk Machine Gun Preacher. Honesty, have you seen the movie. Some actors don’t watch their own work.
G: I’ve seen the movie too many times.
H: Do you think you could get the Academy Award for this? I think your performance is that good. You’re a believable guy here.
R: And it’s such an incredible story. It’s the kind of story that could get that kind of attention.
H: Do you think this could happen for you? In fact, in a way, I kind of hope you don’t because your life’s going a little too well.
G: Yeah. Exactly.
R: Then you get into that George Clooney area. It’s ridiculous.
H: With that place in Italy that he’s got.
G: I know. I definitely do not want to be living in this incredible property in West Palm Beach.
H: We don’t want you going there either.
R: But in show business.
H: Where do you live anyway?
G: I have a place just off Lake Como. (all laugh) I live between LA and New York.
H: You do? A private sort of area. Not a typical Hollywood area.
G: Oh, I see what you mean.
H: Oh. You’re saying you live on both coasts. Do you live in the city?
G: Yeah. I live over in Los Feliz way in LA.
H: I feel like (unintelligible) going, “oh he lives in Arizona.”
G: I wish I did. I swear. Whenever I’m in a place like that I go, this is where I should be.
H: You’ve got a lot of Hollywood friends?
R: Sounds like it.
H: Like when you were at Courtney Cox’s house, you made a lot of friends.
G: I have a few but I don’t…
H: Who’s your closest male, Hollywood friend? Who do you hang around with? What’s his name, Brad Pitt?
G: No. Don’t hang around with him.
H: Imagine the two of you walking around. Who is your close friend?
G: I’d say I’m good buds with Adrian Brody. Actually, Michelle that I just finished with, we’re good buds.
H: Does a person have to be in the field to be a good friend of yours?
G: No. By the way, that’s the thing. Most of my friends are not in the field.
R: What do they do? How can they hang out with you?
H: If I was a regular guy, I wouldn’t want to hang out with him. I’d be jealous. I couldn’t handle it, I don’t think, being friends with you.
G: You know what? I have friends that are lawyers, in finance, that are artists, that are struggling writers, that are successful writers…
H: But Gerard, what happened after you met your father? Are you still in touch with him?
R: Is he still in your life?
G: My father passed away, which was around the time I was jumping around the edge of that building.
H: So he left you again, this guy.
G: Yeah.
H: He was constantly leaving you.
R: Was there any relationship from sixteen until then? Did you see him?
G: Yeah, I did. I started going over to Canada and spending summers there and actually had some of the most fun times in my life.
H: So he was a decent guy?
G: Yeah, he was a decent guy. He was a mad man. He had all these different businesses. He was an entrepreneur. He had an umbrella store in the Queen’s (sounded like Key???) terminal which is right near the water in Toronto. He used to wear this umbrella hat on his head and he was a really quirky character. And he walked around all day with this umbrella hat on his head, even to lunch. And I’d go, like, dad, will you please take that off.
H: Thank God I didn’t know you in my puberty. Did he ever apologize for leaving you? Did he ever sit down and have a man to man discussion with you?
G: It was weird. We kind of avoided it. And when he did talk about it he made up some lame excuse that didn’t really make sense.
H: Your mother & I couldn’t see eye to eye and I had to get out of there.
G: A little bit like that and also why he hadn’t been in touch. That day that we hung out, the first night, I guess he was thinking, “shit, I gotta get out of this, I’ve got fourteen years of explaining to do.” He said some stuff then I came flying home saying hey, I didn’t know this happened. And my mom was like, “aw, shit, really?”
H: I raised you now he’s f***ing things up.
G: “Now I have to deal with this.” And then I realized there were a couple of stories in there and that helped me come to know who my dad was. But he was a great guy. He was hilarious.
H: Did he see your success?
G: Ah, no, he didn’t.
H: He would’ve been like, shit, I should have paid attention to this kid.
G: No. No. I sat with him for three weeks as he died. I was in the middle of taking my year out. I took a year out of law school and traveled all over America. I went to like, 23 states. In the middle of that he said, son, I have bone cancer and I’m dying. And my dad said let’s take a last holiday. Let’s go on a cruise in the Caribbean. And I’m like, oh, I could dig that. So I went up and it was actually that night, my first night before we set off to go on the cruise ‘round the Caribbean, the very thing you were quoting earlier on. That night after getting involved in a few extra, um, party favors. He lived in 4503, the penthouse, top. I ended up on the rooftop, climbing on to the edge of the roof and jumping from pillar to pillar.
H: Why?
G: Because I was out of my mind. It was a 46 story drop.
H: Why were you trying to kill yourself, do you think?
G: I don’t know.
H: Do you think you were full of anguish because your father had bone cancer and you had finally got a relationship with him? Now he was going to leave you.
G: Yeah, and I think I was just full of anguish anyway.
R: I think he just couldn’t handle any emotion.
G: I couldn’t handle much. Then the next day I woke up, got on a plane and on the plane they were here, have some of this, have some of that. Went on the plane. Got on the boat. I think the first day alone on the boat I had something like fifteen Long Island iced teas and fifteen Heineken.
R: WOW!
G: And by that night…
H: Are you sober now?
G: I haven’t drank for fourteen years.
R: You drank enough for your lifetime!
G: Just in that one day. By that night. That was the night I hung off the boat. And I was throwing deck chairs into the sea.
H: Oh my God. You were a mad man.
G: And there’s many other things I did in that one night. So that was over the course of two nights. One, I was jumping around the edge of a 46 story building and then I was hanging off the edge of a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean. I knew that I was in big trouble because it just seemed like whenever I went out, all the good intentions that I might state, that none of that was going to exist whatsoever if I was in a certain frame of mind. And that I might very well be possibly throwing myself in front of cars and trying to put my head through windows.
H: Did you make the decision to quit drinking by yourself? Did you go to a group or something? Did you go to a psychiatrist?
G: I did a few other things, but essentially it was me saying, you know what, I’m screwing up. I looked at myself this one morning that I woke up and I looked at myself in the mirror and I didn’t even recognize myself. I was like, what, who is this?
H: You had no idea you’d be bangin’, like a Scarlet Johansson or something.
R: Yeah, if you’d just hang in there.
G: Is she on that list?
H: I don’t know. Let’s put her on there. Would you like to bang her? I’m sure it could be arranged.
R: Do you not do anything? Do you not do any pot? Any…
G: No. Can I tell you a story about Scarlet Johansson though? ‘
R: You bet.
G: Interesting. Interesting story. There’s a book called Resurrection which teaches you how to kind of set a hypothesis and the difference between the conscious and the unconscious and how to affect the universe by kind of creating an energy. It’s like The Secret but it’s a more scientific version. And I was just reading it one time. Messing around with it. And I went in to this and it was explaining how to find a person and you go in and you kind of meditate you into a space and you can go to that person and speak to their sub consciousness. Say, you’re making a request, whatever it is. And I, I had known Scarlett for years at this point. And I was like who is it that I haven’t seen for a while that I normally see once a year or something like that. And I thought, oh, Scarlett, I’m going to go to Scarlett. And I went and I saw her in my head, in my dream and I said, let’s hang. I want to say hello. Two days later I was at a photo shoot for P.S. I Love You and she comes in to our studio. She was walking in to the wrong studio and there, I went, okay…this is crazy. You’ve got to check this out.
H: You’ve known Scarlett Johannson all these years and you’ve never had sex with her?
G: Never had sex with her. No.
H: Why not?
G: That shows you how well… I think I even have her phone number.
H: Why not. I’m sure she likes you.
G: Uh, probably not. Probably not.
H: Really? Are you hard to get along with?
G: No, I don’t think. I think I’m probably difficult to have a relationship with but I’m not difficult to get along with.
H: Before I run out of time, I’ve got to ask you something. The law thing ends. You decide to be an actor. You move to Hollywood, I guess.
G: No. To London.
H: London. What, did you go to acting school?
G: Um, no. Not really.
H: What did you do?
G: It’s interesting because I really didn’t know anybody in the business. This one girl that I did know was a casting director. She said look, I’ll tell you what I’m going to do. I’m casting a play. If you come in and you just give out the (slides?) that the actors are going to read, I’ll introduce you to the director. On the second day after the end of everybody going in, you can ask him if you can go in and read. So the second day I met him in a coffee shop. I was buying him coffee and I asked him can I come in and read. He said absolutely, why not. And I did. And her and I worked on it and she said try this, try this and I was on fire.
H: And you were good.
G: Actually, I was good in his book. Anybody else would have said he’s sore (from?) the top. But that particular director loved that and he certainly got that from me. And he put me in the play. The play was Coriolanus. Coriolanus is my other movie that I have coming out with Ray Fiennes that Ray just directed and so there’s a beautiful serendipity to that one. Although then, I was only in the ensemble. Kind of a spear chucker but we had a few Shakespear lines here and there. It was the best moment in my career, getting my first job as an actor.
H: And then how did you get in a movie?
G: I don’t know how I got into a movie. I kind of (blanked?) my way into another couple of jobs. I’ll tell you another thing, talking about these signs of the universe. The week before I was fired as a lawyer I went to see a play there in (?) because I was training in Edinburgh, and I saw Trainspotting, which was massive at the festival. The guy comes on stage and he’s narrating “and I woke up in a strange room in a strange bed covered in my own mess” does this monologue. It kills me. He’s in the play. He’s narrating. The audience loves it. They’re crying. They’re laughing. And I’m sitting there going, this could have been my life. What happened? Thinking, it’s never going to happen. A week later I’m fired. The next day I pack my bags and I move down to London. A few months later I have that experience with Berkoff and end up doing Coriolanus. While I’m doing Coriolanus one of the actors says to me, by the way, they’re recasting Trainspotting, you should send in your details. I didn’t even have details. I took a snapshot and wrote a number on there and wrote a letter to the director saying, listen, I don’t even have an agent. I had an agent for commercials but no acting agent. He phones me and says come on in and read. I go in and I read from the book. I don’t even have…I just read a scene with both characters and played ‘em both.
H: And you got the role.
G: And I get the lead role.
H: Wow. You have a charmed life.
G: I have a charmed life. Check this out. I then go. The same day I had a commercial casting and I was late for that so. I’m running there and I go I just got the lead role for Trainspotting. I go to the commercial casting. I get the lead role in that as well and they say we need to find you a friend. The friend they found… They brought in three guys for a chemistry reading and the friend they found on the same day that I got Trainspotting was the same guy who I saw in Trainspotting the year before.
R: On stage.
G: On stage. And I ended up doing the commercial with him and then back on the same stage that I had been watching him on.
H: That’s show business! A newcomer can suddenly become the lead. That’s it. It’s a tough business.
<TO BE CONTINUED>
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Rhonda
Gerard Butler Fan in Training
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Post by Rhonda on Sept 17, 2011 23:39:49 GMT -5
H: Robin, purely on looks, you have to make love to one or the other. Gerard or Brad Pitt? Who do you go with.
R: Gerard.
H: Gerard? You’re in love. You’re smitten.
R: He’s better looking than Brad Pitt. I’ve seen both.
H: Are you aroused at this point? Are you thinking about him sexually?
R: No. Stop it. I’m a professional.
H: No you’re not.
G: I’m not. I’m obviously not.
H: Stamos or Gerard?
R: Stamos or Gerard?
H: Come on, pick one.
G: Uh oh.
R: Oh. Now. John’s listening.
H: No he’s not.
G: No he’s not.
H: Who do you go with?
R: He’s not, then Gerard.
H: Wow.
R: Now I’m gonna hear from Stamos.
H: Please bang her. I’m asking. That’s my birthday gift to her. I’m not kidding.
R: You’re giving me him?
H: When you did 300 things f***ing go crazy for you. Did you know that script was going to be the big one?
G: We knew it was pretty special but no idea one that it would make the movie that it made and two that the movie that we made would go on to do what it did. ‘
H: You had to train like a mother f***er for that didn’t you? What’s the physical training on something like that because you’ve got to be pumped?
G: I gotta tell ya. That’s where my OCD kicked in completely because I had to train. I trained with the film trainer and I didn’t love how he trained. I didn’t feel we were seeing a big physical change so I got my own body building trainer.
H: How many pounds did you put on?
G: The one thing I did was I never weighed myself. I just changed in shape.
H: You got ripped. You put on tons of muscle.
G: I put on a lot of muscle.
R: You didn’t do any supplements or anything?
H: Did you take any steroids?
G: No, not steroids, but you do kreatin and glucomannan. Is it glucomannan? Something like that.
H: All that stuff.
G: Yeah. All that kind of stuff.
H: But no steroid use?
R: No needles.
H: And you go on a special diet, right? There’s no aerobics involved. You want to put on size so you just lift heavy weights.
G: No. That’s not true. I was in a weird position. I was kind of fat before I started that so I was trying to burn fat because I knew where I wanted to go. I always used, I think it was Brad Pitt in Troy, where he got all. First off your motivating factor is you don’t want to look fat. And then you get to the stage where you go damn, I’m going to look pretty good. And then my motivating factor was I want to look better than any other actor ever did as a leading man in this kind of role.
H: How many hours a day do you work out for a movie like that?
G: I’m still suffering for this. I was doing six hours a day.
H: What do you mean you were suffering from this?
G: Because I beat the shit out of my body, you know.
H: What did you do to your body? What was the worst thing you did?
G: I ended up with tendonosis in both bicep heads.
H: Tendinitis in the…
G: Tendonosis in the bicep heads.
H: Still to this day it hurts?
G: I still have issues in both shoulders to this day. I just gotta be a little careful.
H: Rotator cuff?
G: Yeah. Injury there.
H: No kidding.
G: Yeah.
H: I’m quite a physical specimen myself. I know what you’re talking about.
R: You had all those injuries too.
H: I’ve had all those injuries without the results. I’m benching 95 now. I loved this performance you did.
R: It’s the movie to see.
H: I said to my wife, let’s see it. When she saw it she loved the movie. Like one of her favorites ever. Machine Gun Preacher.
R: And it was nice to see. I was wondering the whole movie why he never took his family with him.
H: Did you ever hang out with the real live dude who’s the real life dude you’re playing?
G: Yeah. I was with him last night.
R: You were.
G: Yeah. He’s a good dude.
H: When’s he going back to the Congo? Maybe I’ll hang with him.
R: I want to go.
G: He’s going in two weeks.
R: Can you let me off for two weeks? I want to go.
H: Yeah, go Robin. Get yourself killed. Have fun. It’s unbelievable. We’re here with Gerard Butler. He’s talking about a movie called Machine Gun Preacher and also bragging about the many women he f***ed. Opening Friday, September 23 in New York and Los Angeles. He wanted you to know girls, what he does. Did you bank Katherine Heigl? You worked with her right?
G: No.
H: Seems worthwhile to maybe bang her a little bit.
G: I’m sure very worthwhile.
H: I don’t know why you passed that up.
G: She’s married and also that’s me assuming that she would say yes. I’m sure she’d run a mile if I ever made a move.
H: Within three, how many women do you think you’ve had sex with in your entire life?
G: Within three. Four.
H: Come on. Is it over a hundred?
G: Oh God. Is it over a hundred? It’s more like is it over ten thousand?
H: Really?
G: NOOO!
H: That would be fabulous.
G: No. I’m joking.
H: I don’t think you are. Quick question because we’re running way late. This man has people, he has…
G: Power…
H: Yes.
G: Women to bang.
Caller: You called it right. You called it right. Robin is creaming in her pants.
R: Oh stop.
H: If Gerard said to you right now step in the bathroom and blow me…
R: No.
H: …would you do it?
R: That would not interest me.
Caller: She would.
??: F*** my tight little p***
R: Oh stop it!
H: What did you just say to him?
??: F*** my tight little p***
H: Alright Robin, easy. You’re embarrassing yourself.
??: Yeah, I’ll f*** ya.
R: (laughs)
H: This is wild. Alright. Two or three more phone calls and then we’ll let this gentleman out because…
R: Crazy place in here.
H: I want you to see the movie Machine Gun Preacher. I loved it. It opens Friday, September 23 in New York and Los Angeles. It’s a beautiful movie. Really inspiring.
R: About an amazing man.
H: I almost got inspired to do something nice for somebody.
R: I wanted to. I was like, wow! What are we doing sitting around? We don’t do anything.
H: I gave Fred the day off to handle that death in his family.
R: I was going to ask Gerard, did he take time off when his father died but…
H: No. He didn’t. He worked on his movie, right?
G: I wasn’t acting at the time but I would have.
H: You were in Tomb Raider with Angelina Jolie. You ever bang her? Before. That was before she was married to Brad Pitt.
G: No. No.
R: Was she scary?
G: I was disappointed in that one. I felt like I was the only leading man who didn’t at that point.
H: What’s with you?
R: She was scary.
H: Do you want to have kids one day?
G: I would love to have kids.
H: That would mean you would have to be committed.
R: Would you stay in their lives though, come on?
H: He’d show up when they’re sixteen.
G: I actually think I’d be an awesome father.
R: Really?
G: It’s the husband I’m not so sure about.
H: You know what not to do. Yeah, the husband thing would be tough for you. You have too many options. Quickly Cory (caller) come on.
Caller: Hey Gerard! I wanna say you’re the ultimate badass when it comes to acting. I watch Law Abiding Citizen all the f***ing time man.
R: Yeah. That was great.
H: What movie?
R: Law Abiding Citizen with what’s his name…
G: Jamie Foxx
R: Yeah, Jamie Foxx.
G: You’ve got to see that movie.
R: He plays a guy who…yeah…it’s great.
H: What’s it called?
R: Abiding Citizen
G: Law Abiding Citizen
H: Alright. I’ll check that out. Let’s go to Nikki (caller). Nicky go ahead…
Caller: I love Robin and she’s got her flirty voice on. But if it doesn’t work out with Robin…which I hope it does. I would like to be your future ex-girlfriend because I don’t want kids but I’d like to have some fun.
H: What would you do? If I set you up Gerard, first of all, are you good looking? You’ve got to be amazingly good looking to get in this guy’s book.
Caller: Well, I am Spartan actually and I have a great ass. I have a competitive ass with Jennifer Aniston.
H: What do you look like? Who do you look like? Caller: I’ve been told…it depends on my hair. With my hair straight I look like Cindy Crawford.
G: Jerry Lee Lewis?
H: Do you look like Jerry Lee Lewis?
Caller: Yes, I do.
H: Killer?
Caller: I look like Sandra Bernhard. I’ve been told Sandra Bernhard but I don’t have her lips or her nose.
R: Okay. We’ll (unintelligible) you of that.
H: Alright. I think Sandra’s beautiful. Tom (caller)...you’ve got the last question, go ahead.
Caller: Hey now Gerard. I’m not gay but I’d f*** you too.
H: Good for you man.
Caller: Like Howard, I’m a big p****. I love chick movies. I loved P.S. I Love You. Did you bang Hilary Swank? Even though she has bigger teeth than Gary. And was um…
H: Did you bang Hilary Swank is the question?
G: No.
H: You did not. But you did cut her face? You actually cut her face. You actually cut her open didn’t you?
G: Oh yes. I did cut her face.
R: An accident on the set?
H: Did she annoy you so much that you had to cut her face?
G: (jokes) Women make me violent sometimes so…
Caller: Is Harry Connick Jr. a big douche?
G: OH. He was…
H: Is he a douche?
G: By the way, I gotta tell you. He was my favorite thing in that movie. I thought he was such a fine (actor) in that role that he played. Really clever and interesting and subtle. And as a guy. No. He was really a great guy.
Caller: Howard, did you see that movie?
H: Yeah. I liked it. Yeah. I love those kind of movies. When you take a movie like Machine Gun Preacher, do you turn down a bunch of movies? You gotta clear your schedule, right?
G: Yeah.
H: You probably turned down a bunch of big budget action type films, right?
G: Yeah.
H: So you’re willing to do that?
G: Yeah. Last year was a weird year for me, literally. I calculated if I hadn’t gone out for Machine Gun and the Shakespear movie that I did I would have made thirty times more.
H: Why? What movie did you turn down?
G: Um. One we pushed. I’m trying to think of them. By the way, you say what movie did I turn down. Last year I probably turned down 50 to 60 movies.
H: Did any of them become huge?
G: Any of the ones I turned down last year haven’t come out yet.
H: Spiderman type movies? Big block-busters? You could have been the Green Lantern.
G: I’m trying to think. I’m trying to think. No, none of them that have come out yet.
H: Have you experienced that yet? Where you turn down a movie and it gone huge.
R: Is there anything where you turned it down and you’re oh my God why did I turn that down.
G: No. A couple of biggies that have come out but I would never (unintelligible).
H: What was the biggie that you turned down? I want to know. Even though you didn’t feel bad.
G: That’s what I’m saying. I don’t know if I’m actually allowed to say.
H: You are. I checked with your people. They said it’s okay. Don’t worry. It won’t ruin your career. What is the big block buster you turned down?
G: I’m trying to think.
H: You know what it is. I see you smiling.
G: Honestly, I’m trying.
H: You gonna answer that or are you gonna tell me who you f***ed last night?
G: I’ll tell you who I f***ed last night.
H: Who’d you f*** last night?
G: No. I’m not gonna.
R: Better come up with a movie then.
H: You got laid last night?
G: No
H: Did ya?
R: You’re a terrible liar.
H: Where did you meet this one? The park?
G: (laughs)
H: Alright, listen. What am I gonna tell ya?
G: We had a screening of Machine Gun Preacher last night. It was a big deal.
H: Of course you got laid last night.
G: No. I didn’t get laid.
H: Do you sit through the movie or do you go to the screening, say hello in the beginning and then leave?
G: You know what. I had a lot of friends who came to that screening last night so in a situation like that it’s hard to leave. I’ve now done. We had a couple in Toronto. We had some before that. Now in Chicago. One in New York. I think I’m done with the staying in and watching it.
H: Yeah. When a guy comes over to your house or a bunch of people come over to your house do you have all your movies on a loop and people just sit there and watch them while you sit there and watch them with them. No. I don’t think so. The movie. I really do recommend it. Love the movie. Gerard Butler, great actor. I wish you a lot of success with this movie. I think it is an important movie. The movie is called Machine Gun Preacher. Robin loved it too. My wife loved it. What can I tell ya. I can’t give you any bigger endorsement than that. Opens Friday, September 23 in New York and Los Angeles. Great story of a guy who just completely changes his life around…and it’s a true story. Biker dude. Lots of bad trouble. All of a sudden gets the calling and he goes over to the Congo and kicks some f***ing ass and builds an orphanage. It’s pretty impressive.
R: Saves a lot of lives.
H: We learned today that Gerard has never had sex with anyone. And that’s a shock because he has such an opposite image. From what I’ve learned, he’s still a virgin. Give me that answer. What age did you lose your virginity? It must have been early on.
G: Seventeen.
H: Seventeen.
G: Seventeen in Jamaica.
H: Black woman?
G: No. No. A white girl. She was a gymnast from Toronto so it was incredibly terrifying.
H: I wonder if she’s still in touch with you?
G: No. We did stay in touch for a while.
R: Older woman?
G: Older woman? Everybody was older than me at that time.
H: You were seventeen. How old was she?
G: She was twenty-three.
R: Woah.
H: Boy oh boy. That must have been some session.
G: The funny thing is the next week when the new batch came in. Then I met a gymnast from Florida who was also twenty-three.
H: You know what that proves? Once you get some stank on your hang-low and I’m sure you’ve said this yourself. Once you do that, the girls start to flow.
R: The girls start hanging around. That’s right.
H: You get that confidence. Good for you.
G: There’s two right there.
H: Good for you my friend.
G: I just came up with two. Two of those movies that I
H: What are they?
G: But I can’t.
H: Gerard, I love these Hollywood stories. In other words, you say, I’m passing on this, good luck to you. What was the movie?
G: There was, I think, Fantastic Four and Sherlock Holmes.
H: Sherlock Holmes you missed?
G: But not as Sherlock Holmes. The friend.
R: Dr. Watson.
G: Watson, yeah. There was a time when literally, I was staying out of action when I was saying no, no, no, no.
H: Because the strategy was don’t do all action films?
G: The strategy was don’t do all action films and most of them were crap. Even some of the better ones.
H: Fantastic Four was not a great movie. Who were you going to be? The Torch?
G: You know what was interesting, Salt. That was once written as Edwin A. Salt and was about a guy. And I was very involved in that and then the whole thing fell apart.
H: And Angelina Jolie became the star.
G: And it suddenly resurfaced and it was called Salt and Angelina was playing the role. And just before that happened…the night I won action star of the year for 300 and I was walking around with my little trophy and was very, very happy about it. This guy ambled over and said I think you might be doing one of my scripts, I’m a writer. And I thought, yeah, right because you usually hear something you’ve never heard of. And he said it’s called Edwin A. Salt. I went, oh my God you’re amazing! I love you. And I said have you got anything else? He said yeah, I’ve got one called Law Abiding Citizen. We said send it. So that was 2007 and we developed it. Which reminds me. Can I say something about my speech, when I got action star of the year?
R: Uh-huh.
G: Dennis Hopper introduced me. That’s the moment where you go. As he’s going through my life, I’m going really, it actually sounds like I’ve done a few things. Then they interviewed the director, Zach Snyder and the stunt coordinators. I got up there and they gave me this big award and I’m not normally a guy that wins awards. I won a raffle at school when I was about 8. I’m holding this award and I say to have Dennis Hopper, my hero, saying these things about me in front of, like, six-thousand people. And to have Zach Snyder, my director, talking about me like that Damon (didn’t understand the names he said) the stunt coordinators saying these things. Now to be standing up here holding this award in front of everybody. If I don’t get laid tonight. I don’t know what it’s going to take.
H: And did you get laid that night?
G: I didn’t get laid!
H: You didn’t. You slept alone.
G: I didn’t get laid. I slept alone.
H: So you don’t have it all.
G: I didn’t have it all.
H: So you only get laid 364 times a year. Look at you.
R: Nights of award shows he doesn’t get laid.
H: That’s pretty awesome Dennis Hopper gave you that award. Listen, I could talk all day though. P****, acting, you’re a man’s man. I enjoy you and I’m proud of you.
R: Now do you want to tell him you had questions about having him as a guest?
H: Now, listen. I didn’t know how open you’d be. You’re an open guy. The reason I had you hear is because your f***ing performance is amazing. I’m proud of ya. I love all this stuff about all the p**** you get. I think it’s awesome.
G: (laughs)
R: That’s just a bonus.
H: You’re my hero. When I say tons. This is a guy who really gets tons.
R: He’s very busy.
H: You wear a rubber, my friend, when you do the deed. Do you wear a rubber?
G: Yeah. Can I just say something? Honestly. This is me being honest.
H: You wear a rubber?
G: Um, yes.
H: Yes…
G: Yes, unless I don’t…
H: And if you…aren’t you afraid of getting one of these chicks pregnant?
G: Ye…yeah…but can I JUST SAY SOMETHING!!! Because it is important.
H: Better be about birth control.
G: I am so not anywhere near this whole reputation thing. I think the problem is if you stay single… I think sometimes people get in a relationship just so they can say they’re in a relationship because then in effect you have way less scandalous stories. You’re just fodder for that.
H: I hear what you’re saying. You don’t get as much p**** as people say. But you still get a lot.
G: It depends on what a lot is. There are times when I’m going literally weeks, maybe into months, going…I ain’t touched anybody. And I’m sure that they think. Every night as I climb into bed with my pug I’m thinking if only they could f***ing see me now.
H: You didn’t have any influence of a father. Let me help you out.
G: Okay.
H: I’ll be like a father to you. You gotta be careful with these girls. You’re gonna end up with a kid you don’t want. I want you to wear a rubber. I know you get a little carried… I know you foreign guys hate rubbers. I know what’s going on, alright. I understand. Finish in her ass. I don’t care. You wanna finish. Finish there.
R: Oh my god Howard! Is that your fatherly advice?!?
H: I haven’t had a son yet. That’s what I would have said. Finish in her ass. What do you think of that?
G: (laughs) Okay.
H: Robin wants to know. Are you circumcised or uncircumcised?
R: OH you’re crazy! I never said a word.
G: Uncircumcised.
H: You are?
R: Really?
H: Wow.
G: Look.
H: Do girls get freaked out by that?
G: No.
H: They do. Here in America they do.
G: Guys have something to say about it though. (laughs)
H: Believe me. I believe in that . You should not be circumcised. Why the hell. To me, it’s mutilation of a child.
G: Are you? So you’re not circumcised?
H: I think they took three inches off. I’m telling ya. Robin loves anal. That’s all I’m gonna say.
R: Oh that’s ridiculous! Don’t listen to him.
H: (unintelligible) Do you like that kind of activity? Or is that not your thing?
G: I’m up for anything.
H: You’re up for…
G: Especially with Robin.
[Sound effect]: Hey. Do you want me to lick your ass?
R: Oh. Stop that!
H: Oh Robin, act like a lady!
[Sound effect]: Yeah. I’ll f*** ya.
G: How come if they’re clips your mouth is moving as they’re coming out.
R: That’s not true!
G: That’s so weird.
H: Let’s not get carried away. There’s a serious movie out there that’s fantastic.
R: That’s right.
H: And when I say serious it’s not like, boring. It’s f***ing great!
R: Gripping.
H: Gerard Butler in Machine Gun Preacher. Go see it. Friday, September 23 in New York and Los Angeles. We’ve talked way too long my friend.
R: When is it coming out in wide release?
G: That’s a very good question. I think the next week it opens in 25, 30 more then it goes on to a couple of hundred, then it’ll end up in a million.
R: A slow roll out.
H: You getting a piece of the action or what?
G: A very, very small piece. This was not a movie I did to get rich on.
H: After 300 your quota must’ve gone through the roof.
G: Yeah. It did go through the roof.
H: What do you get a picture now?
G: I’m not telling you.
H: Come on. Are you a three million dollar guy?
G: Um..um…
H: Look at you.
G: More than three million.
H: Look at you, more than three.
R: Yeah. How dare you insult him.
H: Well…I might get him to open up. Five million. What are we looking at? Are we north of five million?
G: North of five million.
H: No shit!
G: But you know what’s interesting is you very rarely get those. If you have that quote and then there’s that one movie where they go this is the one he actually gets paid for.
H: By the way, Robin just came again.
R: Oh here we go.
H: More than five…
R: Like money has that kind of effect on me.
H: Look at you. Did you wave that fee on Machine Gun Preacher?
G: Big time. Big time.
R: I was gonna say. They couldn’t come up with that kind of money.
H: But you get a nice little something on the back end if something happens? G: Um. I get something on the back end.
H: 300 did you get a big payday, no. It’s after 300 you get a big payday.
G: No. It was after 300.
H: You probably got a couple hundred grand off of…
R: 300
G: A little more than that. And there were bonuses. Because the movie did so well, you ended up seeing something.
H: Jesus Chr…what are you worth right now? As you stand.
G: No. I don’t know. Not that much it feels like.
H: You’re worth more than ten million dollars. Look at this guy.
R: Do you live an extravagant lifestyle?
G: No. Not at all.
R: No.
G: I think the thing is I have these properties. I have a place here.
H: Robin loves properties.
G: …and in LA. But other than that I live…
H: Look at this guy. Good looking. P**** out the…
R: He’s got property.
H: You’re like a king. Don’t let it go to your head. You’re a great guy. A natural guy. Bet you my audience loves you.
R: Do you miss the stage? Do you want to go back to the stage?
G: I’d love to go back to the stage.
H: F*** the stage. There’s no money in that.
R: Oh be quiet.
H: The stage, you just stare at those f***ing actors.
R: I love it.
G: I know but I’m worth millions already. I don’t need the money.
H: You know you’re right.
R: Go to the stage.
H: I’m thinking like you’re poor. I’m sorry. You’ve orgied right?
G: What?
H: You’ve orgied?
G: No. No.
H: You’ve never had two broads at the same time? I know you have.
G: Oh. No. That.
R: That’s not an orgy apparently.
G: That’s not an orgy.
H: Apparently that’s his normal.
G: No. No. (laughs) That’s how I roll.
H: (laughs) That’s what I thought. I guess you got bored with just one chick at a time.
G: If there’s just one I’m like what the matter. There’s only half of you here.
R: Where’s the other one?
H: There’s only half of you here. I love him. This wild Gerard. I’ve gotta hang out with you. Find out what you’re doing. You know what, I couldn’t handle it. Holy mackerel. Orgies. And he doesn’t even think that’s an orgy. Two. Six.
G: A couple of months ago I was with this 34 year old girl…two seventeen-year-olds. (laughs) No, that’s a joke.
H: That was no joke. You were with two seventeen-year-olds. Those girls you met in Central Park. Is that mind blowing, two at the same time. Do you know how to service both of them?
G: Um…listen…no…can’t we just have left it. H: Alright. Leave it be. Your right. You know what. We’re here to celebrate Machine Gun Preacher. Best of luck with the film.
R: That’s right.
H: Gerard Butler. I’m going to go home and hang myself. I’m gonna go jump off a building.
R: He’s having the life you deserve.
H: You’re not kidding. Go have fun. We’ll be back right after these words.
THE END.
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Post by Dianne on Sept 18, 2011 8:05:54 GMT -5
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Post by elenoire on Sept 18, 2011 8:11:31 GMT -5
Wow, this was a massive effort Rhonda, you did a wonderful job!!!
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Post by terezoulini on Sept 18, 2011 8:18:08 GMT -5
Rhonda thank you so much! It was very hard work and time consumming! Non-English speaking fans around the world will worship you!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2011 8:51:51 GMT -5
Rhonda What a monumental job to undertake - Thanks so much! shellie
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Post by Rhonda on Sept 18, 2011 11:45:40 GMT -5
All of you are so very welcome. I tend to be a lurker in most forums because I feel sometimes that I don't have much to contribute comment-wise. When I saw the opportunity to give back...I jumped on it. I learned very quickly from one single transcript what a massive undertaking it must be for fan forum webmasters/mistresses and mods to maintain the forums we love so much on a daily basis. I thought it was time consuming before but WOW! You all are the awesome ones! Thank you for all you do!
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Post by dawne27 on Sept 18, 2011 15:27:10 GMT -5
All of you are so very welcome. I tend to be a lurker in most forums because I feel sometimes that I don't have much to contribute comment-wise. When I saw the opportunity to give back...I jumped on it. I learned very quickly from one single transcript what a massive undertaking it must be for fan forum webmasters/mistresses and mods to maintain the forums we love so much on a daily basis. I thought it was time consuming before but WOW! You all are the awesome ones! Thank you for all you do! YES!! agree & welcome Rhonda!!
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Post by scottishdreamer on Sept 18, 2011 16:26:52 GMT -5
Rhonda-thank you so much for writing all those words down for us. It's easier to catch it all when you read it. Listening we sometimes miss things. I noticed I missed quite a few things Gerry said.
Great job!! You rock!!
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Post by kneum on Sept 18, 2011 17:25:10 GMT -5
Rhonda!!!! This was quite a HUGE task for you to do, but we appreciate it soooo much!! Sometimes it's difficult to catch what all is being said, especially when 2 or 3 of them are talking all at once! Although, I LOVE hearing Gerry's Scottish accent, it is really nice to be able to just read and absorb what is being said. FANTASTIC job!! Kneum
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Post by Lola on Sept 18, 2011 23:58:32 GMT -5
Rhonda thanks for transcribing this for us! This part made me say awww!! Every night as I climb into bed with my pug I’m thinking if only they could f***ing see me now.
And I agree just because you single and famous, and having dinner, drinks or, even saying hi, they put you in bed with that person...and it's bull shite!! Gerry is Gerry, and his private life is his bizz. As long as he's happy, and is doing what he loves, that's all that matters.
Cheers
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Post by lasagna on Oct 5, 2011 14:13:27 GMT -5
Thanks a lot, Rhonda! Great job! Keep gerrying!
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